fart

fart by coool October 15, 2006

fart

1) one of the only two things constantly on a preadolescent boy's mind. The act of pushing gas out his butt and then giggling about the sound it made and the scent.

for the other thing, see burping

2) the natural musk of preadolescent boy

He thinks he's so talented because he can fart.

fart by duh123 October 15, 2006

fart

A fart, despite the horrific smell (see doornob), is FUNNY! I don't care what you say, IT IS FUNNY! When god made humans (or what ever higher being you believe in) he could have taken all that gas and passed it through anywhere in the human body and no one would have noticed but he passed it through the hugest flabs of fat in the human body; the ass cheeks and the result is a HALLARIOUS noise and if you don't think that it is funny the you are disrespecting THE LORD! (or Buddha,Sheeva,or Elron Hubbard...actually screw Elron Hubbard.

Farts are fricken funny.

fart by anonymas January 12, 2008

fart

A melodic sound released from an instrument known as the anus. It also smells very nice.

Jennifer - What was that beautiful sound you made?
Josh - I just let out a fart in F# major.
Jennifer - I want to do it!
Josh - "Splurrrrrrrrrt" oops, it looks like I just farted out the A scale.
Jennifer - You're so romantic Josh, I love you.

fart by Kadaken October 15, 2006

Fart

A noise produced from the buttocks, usually accompanied by a foul smelling odor. The odor is usually said to smell of rotten eggs. The noise of the fart can be very unpredictable. Some farts are silent, while others can rumble like thunder and shake the walls. Some farts sound like broken band instruments, and others sound like wet bubbles. The intensity of the fart and smell of the fart depends on what your body has digested. Some people (like my dad) have the ability to fart on command, and fart very wet, rumbly, nasty farts. Other people cannot seem to even muster up a little pooter. When young children fart, their mothers will try to detour them from using the word fart, and suggest words like "pass gas", "fluff a bunny", or "toot".

"Oh my God, Steve's farts are so bad that the walls are shaking and there's a big green cloud in the living room!"

Fart by KareBear87 October 15, 2006

Fart

When your body releases a substance, in this case a gas, that is produced by bacteria from your gut or stomach, and is released for relief from sometimes even pain. Other causes involve just letting it go. Some times or most of the times the gas may smell, since its from a pretty nasty place.

"I farted last night at the dinner table"

"It felt good when I farted"

"I couldn't bear the pain until I released my fart"

Fart by Dc. Mc Marine August 28, 2016