*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT
by aphmaufan October 3, 2023
Get the there are too many melons in my fruit bowlmug. A large group of guys, usually claim to be straight (Everyone knows they’re not) who often touch each other in class and take frequent trips to the bathroom together to spend some “guy time” alone. Avoid at all costs if you value your sanity.
Rachel: “hey did you see George and Daniel go into the bathroom together again?”
Jenna: “Yeah they’re always in there, I mean they’re apart of the fruit bowl after all!”
Rachel: “Of course, one of them even dragged their brother in there with them!”
Jenna: “wtf!”
Jenna: “Yeah they’re always in there, I mean they’re apart of the fruit bowl after all!”
Rachel: “Of course, one of them even dragged their brother in there with them!”
Jenna: “wtf!”
by Murphy123345 May 21, 2024
Get the Fruit Bowlmug. When a man take a woman's gaping asshole and proceeds to dump and assortment of fruits and alcohol into it. The man then consume the contents of the asshole after she sits on his face.
by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020
Get the Virginia Fruit Bowlmug.