fossil hunter

A young male or female that has a tendency to get into serious relationships with a male or female old enough to be their grandparent.

Dude why is that chic making out with that old dude?" "She's a fossil hunter man.

by someboredchic July 20, 2010

fossil fuel

fossil fuel > renewable energy

funnyman696969 for president 2020 he will do a fossil fuel

by funnyman696969 May 4, 2019

fossil mom

A woman who bore a child or children long past the normal human female reproductive age through the help of science. Though she presumably made the decision with high hopes the success of the resulting outcome is often doubted by both the fossil mom as well as the kid(s). Sometimes, though not necessarily, seen in the company of a fossil dad.

The fossil mom looked forward to collecting social security to help pay her son's college tuition.

by Awnlooker May 14, 2010

Fossil fuel

a watch battery

"My new Fossil brand watch needs new Fossil fuel, so i'm off to the store to buy a new battery."

by 889785789573892 March 29, 2010

fossil cock

Fossil cock, an old man who's cock is old and worn out.....

Did you see nicki is with that fossil cock? She must be desperate!

by Tam the blam December 31, 2014

fossil fancier

one who enjoys the pleasures of aged flesh

a 24 year old planner with a 28 year old wife - "he's such a dirty fossil fancier"

by durtbox dave September 22, 2004

Fossil Boy

A young man, usually bearded, who engages in the activities of old men. E.g. boules, chess, and the drinking of gin or port.

''Why didn't **** come out tonight?''
''He's having a quiet night in with a glass of port and the Monty Python collection.''
''.... Fossil Boy

by scaryfairy June 9, 2009