under-forty-font

Text (book, webpage or other) written in a font which is so small that it is visible only to those with good eyesight. Those whose age is over forty increasingly lose their close-up vision as they age (known as hyperopia), because their eye-focus gradually becomes more fixed-focus rather than adaptable-focus.

Well, this webpage certainly loves using under-forty-font!

The ingredients on this candy bar are impossible to read in their under-forty-font.

by buggy October 24, 2005

melanie fontana

Melanie fontana is a stupid white racist cracker who steals other peoples credit.

Did you hear about that racist songwriter?
Melanie fontana? Yes she is so disgusting and i hate her

by shooterforbts July 15, 2020

fontabuse

The unnecessary usage of over sized typeface used to express ones current mood.

Aaron - "Check out this email I just got, the font is huge, well over 72points! I must have really pissed her off"

Kara- "Yeah man, thats some serious fontabuse"

by ajd420 November 7, 2006

fontcest

One of the many ships of UnderTale, the couple being the skeleton brothers, Sans and Papyrus. Also could be known as PapySans.

Fontcest is lost in the sea of UnderTail.

by DepressingVoice16 July 6, 2016

fontophile

Some who wants to make sweet, sweet love to fonts.

That Helvetica is so hot!" "You're such a fontophile...

by derpderpderpderpderpderpderp March 4, 2011

Fontee

Noun; user of an internet message board who consistently abuses the ability to change the font one's message is displayed in, often rendering the text unreadable. More often than not a newbie.

I can't read what you're saying, fontee.

by Joey Roe April 27, 2006

Darius Fontaine

Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas
A commercial on the radio comes on with Darius Fontaine talking about facing your fears.
There is a myth about him that says "Darius Fontaine once made a man jump off a cliff, killing himself in the process."
Clues about this is found on the station "WCTR".

Lazlo to Darius-"Ah, Darius Fontaine! Look, I told you to leave me alone!"
also
"The Wild Traveler"
in a later conversation
-"Why am i here?"
-"I don't know. Why are you there? Where are you?"
"I'm on a cliff in verdant Bluffs. I wanna jump."
-"Oh, lonesome place. I'd jump if i were you." Etc.

by green-poo August 19, 2009