Fastly

To go very fast

Sonic goes very fastly

by Fastly May 28, 2018

Fastly

To move with grate freaking hast!

That robber is moving fastly.

by broke artist May 11, 2011

Fastlane

I crappy show that fox used to steal my alias.

Let's just RAPE THIS KID OF HIS ALIAS FOR A HORRIBLE TV SHOW!

by Fastlane January 29, 2004

fastly

An archaic word for "fast," which is not used anymore.

The adverb of "fast" is "fast." Fastly is wrong.

by WildMass October 11, 2022

Fastlane Candy

(Noun)

1. (Recreational drug) A pill of ampethamin/ectasy/speed (or other drugs that are used as stimulants) taken on the way to a party or during a car trip , often expecting it to kick in when you get there.

2. (noun) A girl you pick up on the side of the road and fuck in your car on a parking by the freeway before you go back on your way. Also, the fact of having sex with a female hitchiker you picked up. Also the fact of fucking a prostitute in a hurry on your way to something.

3. (music) One fifth of the famous Belgian band Fastlane Candies

1) Dude, we should drop some fastlane candies before we go cause I'm pretty sure Steve's party's totally gonna blow if i'm not on something.

2) Steve was like three hours late at A.S.U cause he scored the hottest fastlane candy on his way to Boone. Looks like this guys sure knows how to "give you a ride"!

3) Fastlane Candies are touring everywhere this summer, I so want to catch them live in Paris!

by NeonJelly November 22, 2011

Fistlocation

Dislocating a jaw with a fist.

About the time you realize that you're in the same room as Chuck Norris is the time he is making plans to commit fistlocation on somebody ELSE'S jaw.

by backotruck November 10, 2012

Festlagged

The state your teens are almost certainly going to be in when they return home after several days and nights without sleep at a music festival.

Mary is so festlagged from Reading she hasn't been out of bed since Tuesday.

by Tyger's stepdad June 16, 2017