Flu Pooh

The pooh you do at the end of a cold / fever / flu. The pooh is produced as the dirtiest and smelliest fudge slug made by man, yet brings the feeling of cleanliness and health and the relief that your illness is over.

After Harry was bed bound for 4 days with a fever, he went to the toilet and detoxed with a long but awaited flu pooh.

''Oh my.... i feel ALIVE AGAIN! ''

by Matavin September 22, 2009

Flu season

A season where the flu is common and parents tell their children it’s flu season so they don’t kiss

Hey daughter are you going to your boyfriend’s house if so remember it’s flu season.

by Mr succc November 4, 2018

Flu Shot Flu

A non-medical term for the 3-5 days of feeling like crap after you get your flu shot.

Dude 1. Hey, what’s wrong with you? You look like shit.
Dude 2. I also feel like shit. I got my flu shot yesterday, now I have flu shot flu.

by Ski25 November 13, 2011

Flu flam

To rob the dice game

I'm bouta flu flam these niggas

by DrumMagDrakeo October 30, 2019

Flu Fart

Flatulence occurring when one is taken ill with a flu bug. The flu fart is defined by the inevitable leakage of wet fecal matter when the gas is released. It is never intentional. One who is with flu is forever fearful of the flu fart.

Roger was ill with a stomach flu but he went to work any way. During a sales meeting, he tried to pass gas and ended up with a flu fart and had to waddle out of the conference room.

by Eaton Holgoode December 9, 2015

Flu Bros

Redditors who believe the Coronavirus crisis is "Just Flu, bro" and that the world is overreacting to the deadly pandemic. They generally believe in the Iceberg theory that the majority of people are infected already, and that herd immunity is just around the corner, and want lockdown to end now, as they put the economy ahead of lives. Tends to be Trump supporters and right-wingers.

Hershie23: With how the disease has spread and the limited testing, there can be little doubt that the numbers of people infected are far higher than reported, and thus the rates of mortality much lower; unless everyone is tested before the removal of any lockdown measures then this number will only grow and, again, the herd immunity slowly begins to build.

Woke person: You are just one of the flu bros.

by Surur April 15, 2020

flu poo

A really smelly and toxic smelling poo. Reaks of sickness.

Dude, that stinks in there. Smells like someone made a flu poo.

by B-Rad H January 26, 2009