Flava Flav

An ugly ass black guy that wears a huge shiny clock while walking around at night attracting attention (hoping no one will rob his ass) so cars can see him and dont run him over. His clock is a chick magnet and most of the time forgets he is wearing it, but is very useful for when i need to know what time it is i just put on his show. He is an old school rapper and was in Public Enemy which is all u need to know...

If suddenly the urge to walk around at night and skwank some hoes, and if ur black or wearing black clothing, dont forget to wear ur old trustee flava flav signature 15 in. diameter clock for protection against incoming vehicles. Thats if u can afford one... Ha! Ha! Ha! Yeah Boi!!!!!

by El Mannyac January 1, 2009

Favor Flav

The favored child of your family who gets all the shit just because he is the first born

Younger Brother: hey how many gifts did you get. I got two.

Older Brother: haha! I got 4 of em.

Younger Brother: wow fucking favor flav!

by mmalifestyle October 24, 2012

Flava Flav

The coolest fucking rapper in the universe...well, him and Chuck D, both of whom are in seminal rap group Public Enemy.

Man, Flava Flav is funny. FUNNY LOOKIN'! WHAT,

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003

Flavor Flav's Clock

What time is it? Really

At one point Chuck D was wearing stop watches around his neck which was popular at that time. At one point someone brought in some large clocks and Flavor was told he should try to dress like Chuck D. So Flavor Flav put the large clock around his neck, so folks would really know what time it is.

So now Flavor Flav's clock is a tradition which makes us think. What time is it, really.

by PoJamie January 11, 2012

Flava Flav

rapper who loves to wear big clocks. he's in love with a girl named bridgette.

Flave Flav says, "I SMOKE ROCKS!"

by Zee February 13, 2005

Flava Flav

Flava Flav is a "Celeb"reality show phenom, first appearing on VHI's crap reality show "The Surreal Life", then later moving on to an even crappier reality show "Strange Love"...now he stars in a pretty good reality show, "Flavor of Love"

Gets a lot of PoonTang for a short, funny looking black man

"Watch out ladies, here comes Flava Flav..."

(Flav himself) "Flava FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV"

by AWK-47 February 8, 2006

Flava Flav

A loser who is known for wearing a big-ass clock around his neck

Flava flav is a fucking loser

by Soulja Boy is a Drake fangirl March 29, 2020