Flarp

Name: Flarp Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

a flarp is a wet fart.

“ew bro did you just flarp”

Flarp by stupidvelcro January 22, 2024

flarp

the action of farting on someone's penis while they're penetrating you

*farts while being fucked*

"oh wow you just flarped on my cock"

flarp by 0x616c697361 April 8, 2024

A really wet, nasty queef from a girl who hasn't showered in a month or longer.

"I was having some fun time with my mud buddy, then when I went to leave I heard her let out a giant flarp."

Acronym for Faux Live Action Roleplay, the act of claiming to LARP while not LARPing or knowing what LARP means, basically claim without praxis.

guy 1: am i a true larp yet?
guy 2: dude you own all the books and merchandise of (series), and you don't even know what LARP means, you're FLARPing.

FLARP by snailsfordinner January 26, 2026

A word for any place, person, action, object, or state of mind

My buddy had 3 four lokos so he’s lowkey flarped up on the couch right now.

Flarp by Stouse January 30, 2026

a disgusting girl that has a wide open vagina and masturbates with house hold items such as a remote or a football.

dude that shayla girl is a total Flarp Monkey

A flarp switch is that one light switch in your house that does nothing at all.

" Yo guy, this light switch, I'm flippin' it. Yet nothing is happening. EXPLAIN!!"

"Oh, thats just a flarp switch. Now cease your face noise."