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firing off some knuckle children

Coercing yourself to ejaculate through genitial manipulation.
Often times Chris will rub himself raw while firing off some knuckle children. He likes to punish his penis like he caught it breaking into his house.
by Stoggit October 21, 2005
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Firing shots

Person 1: Here's my exes #. Psych, that's the wrong number!!
Person 2: boiiii call 911 cuz this nigga firing shots
by Skim milk June 20, 2015
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Firing Squad

When you marry 17 men and consummate the marriage with all 17 of them. You stand near a wall and bend over, with your gaping anus exposed (its gaping because you've had a deep anal muscle massage), and the 17 men form a line. They proceed to run up to your anus and take a single thrust one-by-one until you have come to a successful completion.
"Oh golly gosh, my hole is sore!"
"Why is that, Dan?"
"I just got shot over 100 times by the firing squad!"
by Pleasure Elf July 8, 2019
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Porcelain Firing Range

A urinal or any other made-from-porcelain place that one urinates in.
Time to point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range!
by Duct Tape Burns February 5, 2010
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farinfo

When someone is zesty and or fruity.
Ese cabron es un farinfoo.
by Longaniza August 24, 2022
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faringdon

Boring little village with nothing in it but houses and stoners.
Fancy trecking to faringdon to get some bud. I need to get wasted and Faringdon has loads of dealers
by Rob July 7, 2004
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Firing on all cylinders

Work or function at a peak level of performance.

Work as expected, or at 100%
Teller: The lady tried to rob the bank using her fingers as a gun
Police: She doesn't seem to be firing on all cylinders
by smoking_acez May 1, 2018
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