alaskan fireman 

When you are about to blow your load, start a girl's pubic hair on fire. Pull out, make a siren noise, and put out the fire with said load.

I just gave that bitch an alaskan fireman, and now she has 3rd degree burns!

alaskan fireman by LOLNOU February 1, 2008

fireman's blanket 

A toilet paper trampoline placed at the bottom of the toilet to break a turds fall and thus prevent any splashback

"Yo my guts were feeling bad so when i went to the toilet i threw a fireman's blanket down"

fireman's blanket by Kez00007 March 9, 2007

Firemans blanket 

a sizable length of toilet paper (bogroll)neatly folded to completly cover the water in a toilet (shit pan).
to provent the disturbing furnominon splash back.

if you had of put a firemans blanket in the dunny you would not have got a wet ring piece.

Firemans blanket by James October 1, 2004

Rubber Fireman 

Safe sex method that lets you have sex with a girl of questionable morals. It involves putting on a condom, dipping it in hot sauce, and then putting on a second condom. This way if the outer condom breaks she'll know and if the inner one breaks, you'll know.

Did you bang Sarah last night? Yeah I had to use the Rubber Fireman.

Rubber Fireman by W K Enterprises January 28, 2011

German Fireman 

The act of snorting a line of Andy Capp’s Hot Fries immediately followed by chugging an ice cold, refreshing and never bitter, Becks - Germanys Finest Export.

Eric: Hey, any fun plans for tonight?
Tim: Nothing really, I have a can of Sherwin Williams at home that I’ve been dying to crack but I think I’ll just do a German Fireman instead!

German Fireman by uuuhithinkimoutside August 9, 2018

midget firemans helmet

The tip of the penis. It looks like a small firmans helmet.

I love it when she licks my midget firemans helmet.

midget firemans helmet by biffula July 31, 2007

firemans hose 

To properly pull off a firemans hose you must first have sex with a woman, and when you are about to ejaculate you pull out and let a little drool run onto her back. When she proceeds to turn over you blow your load all over her face and or chest.

Dude last night i totally firemans hose (d) this chick, it was all over!

firemans hose by Antreox May 17, 2011