Fidget spinner

A toy used for mental illnesses or something of at nature, like ADD, but is used as an expensive 'cool' thing to have by teenagers. Including elementary schools too.

Alex: Lemme see ur fidget spinner
Jake: No dude I spent $30 on this fidget get ur own
Alex: Just a spin?
Jake: u got ADD?
Alex: Nah dude
Jake: I do. So no.

by RitoshiHusky May 4, 2017

Fidget spinner

The dumbest fad to ever catch on with retarded teens. Playing with these will fidgetize you.

"I need my fidget spinner to have friends"

by kevo02 May 13, 2017

fidget nigger

A fidget nigger is the type of fool who done found where the white women at and gets tossed like a damn salad before living the rest of his days as an Alabama wind chime

Who wants to make a fidget nigger?

by Thatdamnnukekid June 7, 2017

fidget porn

The act of employing a fidget spinner during a sexual performance.

Fidget porn has become increasingly popular as interest in these devices has continued to rise.

Hey bro, you mind if I go beat off to some fidget porn?

Fidget porn is way better than midget porn dude!

fidget spinner midget porn

by ImYaBoi July 2, 2017

Fidget Spinner

A stupid toy for Autism that is now used by a bunch of dumb teens worldwide.

"This fool came to school with a fidget spinner like he's Autistic or something."

by Herban Dicktionary April 1, 2017

Fidget Spinner

a device made with originally good intentions made into a cringey trend angsty 12 year olds follow to conduct faggotry

"Haiiiii!!!!!1111!! do you guys like my light up seizure inducing chrome metal hugely overpriced unnecessary fidget spinner!??!!!?"

by Somerandomrealist May 30, 2017

Fidget spinner

Synonymous with stupid, retarded, dumb, or autistic. Can be used in multiple forms.

Ex: If you can't graduate high school, you're a fidget spinner.

Ex: "Come back here with my bike you fidget spinning pile of shit"

by no thot May 9, 2017