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Fashion The Gash

A component of do-it-yourself cosmetic surgery to 'fashion the gash' is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the intended recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new clunge.

Critical components of this operation include sharpness of the blade, symmetry of the axe-wound and length of the handle. If the axe were too short it could hit other sensitive areas such as Ma Belly.

Having spent thousands of pounds on surgery to remove the nub and avoid a difficult awkward conversation and necessary discreet tucking, Susie prepared for the final stage of realignment. After being reminded that Sharkey was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to lean against his cement mixer and fashion the gash for him.
All it took to find true love was for me to fashion the gash.
by Sharksie May 19, 2022
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Fashion the gash

As a component of do-it-yourself gender-affirmation surgery, to fashion the gash is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new chuff.

Critical components of this operation include the sharpness of the blade, the symmetrical nature of the axe-wound, and the length of the handle. If the axe were to fall short it could risk other features such as "ma belly".
Having spent £6,000 on removing a penis, to avoid a difficult conversation and some discreet tucking on her first evening with Stuart, Susie was prepared for the final stage of her transition. After being reminded that Stuart was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to fashion the gash.
by Sharkey & Bubbles May 13, 2022
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fashion killa

New style that consists of kids who wear designer or elegant clothing, started from asap rocky's song, they are fresh, they are growing bigger, many read articles on complex or read hypebeast magazine
"Fashion killa weraing tom ford suit"

People: Damnn he fresh thoo
by crazydude345 September 12, 2013
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Fashion Pants

Pants that, from a distance, may appear to be slacks, but are really jeans or chinos.
"Hey Joseph, nice slacks."

"No, he's not wearing slacks. Those are fashion pants."

"How can you tell?"

"There are no pleats or lines down the middle. The material is also not as nice. Fashion pants are much more casual."

"What's the difference? Those pants look nice too."
by Fashionpants August 12, 2012
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Fashion Souls

Fashion Souls is the general term for when you customise your character's appearance for fashionable or visual reasons rather than for the buffs, protection or other features that better armour/clothing would provide.

Based on Dark Souls players who wear impractical apparel cause it looks cool rather than wearing better protective or stronger clothing. The player then usually pays the price by consistently dying because they take too much damage.

Everyone secretly does it at one point or another.
"Dude, you can't just Fashion Souls, you'll keep dying!"

"I don't care, I look amazing and that's all that matters."
by feralsheila June 11, 2019
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Fashion Nova

A clothing brand typically worn by instathots and used in thirst traps.
“OMG I love this Fashion Nova hoodie!”

“Stfu, Karen, I can literally see your entire ass”
by Facts>>>feelings February 15, 2019
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Fashion Police

Authorities that will arrest you for wearing the wrong thing.
We don't joke about the fashion police in Iran
by kalvinb March 12, 2008
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