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j.f.c what a p.o.w

Short for 'Jesus fucking christ what a pile of wank'. Used mainly to descirbe someones anger or discust at an event. Can also be applied to a person or any other object. Reserved usually for texts but can be used verbally.
: Alright mate, you go see that gig the other night?
: Ohh j.f.c what a p.o.w.
: Not great then.
: Nah mate
by Daines January 12, 2008
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At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating
Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*
by Canimexis May 28, 2021
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You thought you could out Boredom me well you were solemnly mistaken
You: i know m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q will not be defined 'sees this page' GOD DAMMIT.
by Doomed man who died of bordom November 2, 2021
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You are dying of boredom. Please tell a loved one you love them, or go to YouTube, or do something to quench this. Please you got this.
Boredom is consuming me, and some examples are typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q 0 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1.
by 1z2x3c4v5b6n7m890 December 4, 2025
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P.T.F.A.O.

Put The F*cking Album Out

Used by artists who have exclusive music, but want to amp up the masses.

Coined by Rock City.
Song - Ransom (Remix)

Chris Brown rapping
Hot as ever
And thatโ€™s something ya;ll should know

Told you I wasn't playin'
So in I go

How you ever seen me and Rock City's live show?
All I gotta say is P.T.F.A.O.
by Celtix Fan August 28, 2009
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i was so bored i put

Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories Store Blog in and clicked search
by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021
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