A shorter way of saying "fuck me in the butt". Also another way of saying "fuck me" when things in life seems to be getting worser.
Man, I got one problem with one girl and another problem with another girl and I might be held back in high school...man F.M.I.T.B.
by Jimi Sanchez October 30, 2010
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This happens when someone is one of the first people to 'Like' a Facebook status. When they go away a huge conversation happens as comments as the status. When they return, they find that their email inbox has been flooded with notifications from all the people who replied, having the recepient of such emails regret ever 'Liking' the status to begin with.
This happens when someone is one of the first people to 'Like' a Facebook status. When they go away a huge conversation happens as comments as the status. When they return, they find that their email inbox has been flooded with notifications from all the people who replied, having the recepient of such emails regret ever 'Liking' the status to begin with.
I noticed that Simon was going on a trip to Spain on Facebook so I clicked 'Like' then went to work. When I came back, there were like 70 emails in my inbox just from people replying and having a big converation. F.M.L..
by subatomicpotato May 23, 2010
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Today, I was helping my church clean up a park. I was given a sledgehammer and told to break up a concrete picnic table so we could haul it off. About half way through I swung the sledgehammer REALLY hard, completely missed the table, and hit myself in the shin. F.M.L.
Today, my mom wants me snowed in with her and she wont fkn stop talking and the powers off. F.M.L.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he couldn't kiss me because i would fall for him. i think it was meant to be deep, but i started laughing hysterically. not only did i lock that text for when i need to have a good laugh, i also like him a little less now. F.M.L.
Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. F.M.L.
Today, my mom wants me snowed in with her and she wont fkn stop talking and the powers off. F.M.L.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he couldn't kiss me because i would fall for him. i think it was meant to be deep, but i started laughing hysterically. not only did i lock that text for when i need to have a good laugh, i also like him a little less now. F.M.L.
Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. F.M.L.
by gogocarts3 February 9, 2010
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if your mom/dad or sis/bro who the fuck knows you can say it means fight me loser
if your mom/dad or sis/bro who the fuck knows you can say it means fight me loser
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