Short eyes

Old school prison slang for a child molester. Term entered the public lexicon in the late 1970s when Miguel Piñero adapted his play Short Eyes into a movie with the same title that became a cult classic and had a popular soundtrack album performed by Curtis Mayfield, including the hit single Do Do Wap Is Strong In Here. The movie is about a pedophile, or "short eyes", who gets tortured and ultimately killed by his fellow inmates after they find out what he's in jail for.

However, the term is rarely used these days. More common current terms for child molesters in prison are chomo and skinner.

Let's shank short eyes in the showers...

by Datch Guy March 28, 2022

Love Eyes Lester

The common way to describe the way AmazingPhil looks at his best friend and flatmate Danisnotonfire even though the two claim not to be in a romantic relationship.

OMG did you see the new DanandPhilGAMES video?
So much Love Eyes Lester!

by CompletePhanTrash#17 February 23, 2017

green eyes

Only 1~2% of people have green eyes!

My Dad has green eyes.

by Starchylde March 23, 2017

ocean eyes

A popular song by artist, Billie Eilish. The song seemingly portrays, blue eyes, hence the name. But thinking deeply about it, it's not meant to be for some white girl who has blue eyes and tells everyone in the comment section. It's about eyes that you can fall into. Eyes that are deep- like the ocean. They're clear, and beautiful. It's about someone who's eyes look shiny, glossy, or even tear filled. So no, Sara, the song's not fucking about you. (blue eyes are hella cute tho, but sara's a bitch >:( )

see her? no, not sara. the other girl.. her eyes are so deep. like they tell a story. ocean eyes.

by peppapigisskinny June 14, 2018

Mendoza Eyes

The condition of getting intoxicated with the symptoms of beer goggles results in trying to fuck every moving girl including fob looking girls on their periods. It may also cause the person to add +12 rating on a 1-10 scale to a girl he is trying to fuck and will ultimately lead to bringing drunk ugly chicks back to the dorm.

Andrew: Damn dude did you see how hot that girl was last night?
Joseph: Nah dude she was like a -5, you had Mendoza eyes!
Andrew: Aw fuck!

by fuckingshitshit October 27, 2014

Close your eyes

What you first hear when you jump off a tall hospital and spin on your way down.

*Jumps off hospital* Close your eyes, you'll be here soon.

by Jeramuse February 3, 2023

eyesexing

To lock eyes with someone, and in that moment of connection, undoubtedly knowing you two both wanna get freaky.

Dean was seriously eyesexing Cas in the bar.

There was so much eyesexing between Kirk and Spock.

by Yukimura Hina May 29, 2010