Eye candy corn

A man or woman who, from behind or at a distance, seems worth checking out; but upon closer inspection, is not very attractive at all.

From behind, he looked pretty hot. But, when he turned around, he was just eye candy corn.

I had the bartender send her a drink. Then when I walked over I could see she was nothing but silicon and Botox . Talk about eye candy corn.

by QuadConPana October 20, 2014

eye candy shopping

Term used, mostly by females, when purposely looking for eye candy or attractive others. Eye Candy Shopping is mostly when a female or her friends usually go out to mall nights, sprucing up their style, and walking aimlessly around just looking for or looking forward to seeing other attractive boys or whatever pleasures their sight-response. You can go eye candy shopping any where-malls, schools, football games, outings, clubs, e.t.c. ‘Shopping’ comes from the fact that you are purposely looking or searching for eye candy.

Hilary: Omg Courtney! Let's go to the mall tonight and see a movie and hang out.
Courtney: Omg no! Let's go Eye Candy Shopping! It's friday and it's bound to be packed!

Raynee: Yubi, I thought we were going to the football game to watch the game, why are we pacing around?
Yubi: Common Raynee, no one watches the football game, everyone is Eye Candy Shopping right now, look around you!

Justin: Hey Brice, let's go to the Airfest on the air force base.
Brice: Hell no! What do I look like?
Justin: Common, just imagine all the girls in their short-shorts! It's the perfect place to go eye candy shopping.

by Newport Boo 813 May 6, 2008

eye candy tooth ache

When your eye candy inter acts with you and you get overwhelmed. Kind of like a brain freeze.

I was checking out this hottie and he smiled at me and I got an eye candy tooth ache.

by Snoopy Shultz August 17, 2011

Ontario Eye Candy

When a girl is jerking off a guy and she aims at his face at the last second, getting it in his eye.

"She totally gave him Ontario Eye Candy last night"

by the semen banditz December 16, 2008

Atheist Eye Candy

One of Yahoo! Answers premiere trolletes, this girl of the ever changing adorable avatar specializes in delightfully daffy non sequitur type questions in the Religion & Spirituality (R&S) section where she is a legend.

Q: Has anybody seen Atheist Eye Candy's new avatar?
A: Yeah... it's totally adorable innit?

by Schmecky December 28, 2010

Making Eye Candy

Making Eye Candy is when you stare at someone male/female, long enough that you start to play sexual fantasies of them in your head. If they're only moderately attractive they can become drop dead gorgeous if you look at them enough.

I was making eye candy of Georgia in Pottery class.

by Kinesis March 27, 2012

Candy Eye

When someone shoots cum into the eye of someone else.

Last night I gave that stripper a sweet candy eye.

by Booge Dee August 1, 2012