mmmmmmmmm *exploded* KJWEUR *exploded* KJWEUR *exploded* KJWEUR

a microwave

Me: okay im gonna make a corn dog
Microwave: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
1 minutes later
Microwave: mmmmmmmmm *exploded* KJWEUR *exploded* KJWEUR *exploded* KJWEUR

Me: ...

by seudonymseudonymseudonymseudon May 29, 2022

the pig exploded

when a particular place or item looks like it has been run in all wheel drive through a mote of dead hookers and spaghetti sauce at terminal velocity.

There is a sign on all of the microwaves, please cover your food. Today all of the microwaves looked like the pig exploded in them. Could you please keep it simple. Cover your food.

by doctor squander August 27, 2009

master exploder

when a man masturbates and or has sex and the semen holds back then explodes violently

I had a master exploder on your mom last night.

by ApManbussum April 28, 2009

exploderedond

Also see exploderedonded; The action of being exploded.

In independance day, the white house was exploderedonded

In any movie with arnold shawarenerzeneger things exploderedond

When you put a fire cracker up your ass, your long intestine become exploderedonded

by dfkasuigfasisdasf June 25, 2006

exploded hot pocket

An exploded hot pocket is when during anal you fuck your partner so hard that when you're done he or she's asshole looks like an exploded hot pocket.

Dawg that anal was so intense I left her lookin like an exploded hot pocket.

by I.A Games October 13, 2019

Your thermos exploded

When the condom breaks inside the woman

Yo I was fucking my girl and she's said "your thermos exploded" .

by Clitcruncher February 2, 2017

his head exploded

a term used as an exlamation to end a story at a random point

why did the chicken cross the road?
cause his heads exploded!!!!!!!!!

by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004