Female exit

Another thing phil lester shouldn’t have said

A female exit

by Internet2trash May 6, 2018

The Mom Exit

Moms of adult children who walk out.

The Mom exit.

Droves of women leaving their adult children’s lives. Driving these women to give zero fucks. You may recognize them in their front yards lifting one arm and sometimes both arms to the sky. Giving a no fuck sign. The letter O. Zero.

“Sandy gives zero fucks about Adams heroin bill.”

Carley didn’t mention her Mom in her pageant speech. “Wow, what a bitch. My Mom got up and left the pageant.”

“Adams’s on Heroin again.” Hey, not my problem. -Mom

Jacob Copelands Mom got up and left the signing ceremony!

The Mom Exit.

by victoriapriceless February 9, 2020

Existential Crisis

A deep, obsessive concern with unanswered questions about the meaning of life and existence, resulting in the disruption of one's daily life and characterized by long or short-lasting bouts of apathy and depression.

"Dude, what's up with Steve?"
"He's been reading a lot of Nietzsche and watching How the Universe Works on the Discovery Channel, now he's having an existential crisis."

by Jimmy Banks November 28, 2012

Irish Exit

The act of bailing on your friends at a party or activity without telling them.

Introverts are the undisputed master of the Irish exit.

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021

Wet Exit

The act of getting out of the shower and taking a poop, without wiping yourself dry.

It was so nice in the shower, but I felt a huge one coming so I had to do a wet exit.

by gr3g_ry April 11, 2012

HI-rish Exit

Trying to execute an Irish Exit while super high. After crafting the perfect plan you forget and tell everyone you're leaving.

What a fucking dipshit, Mike pulled a HI-rish Exit

Yeah, must have been the wheelchair dope - so great we got 3 more shots down his gullet before is graceful departure

by urbandick16 July 11, 2022

Before You Exit

An alternative / pop punk / rock band from Orlando, Florida. The band consists of four boys in which two are brothers.

They have toured with bands like All Time Low,

A Rocket to the Moon, The Summer Set, Yellowcard, Hey Monday.

Connor McDonough: Vocal & Guitar
Riley McDonough: Vocal & Bass
Braiden Wood: Guitar
Thomas Silvers: Drum

person 1: Do you know this band with teen boys that toured with All Time Low?

person 2: No, what are they called?

person 1: Oh, you should check out Before You Exit then

person 2: Before I exit what?

person: 1: I means, the band is called Before You Exit

by alltimemaine May 14, 2011