porn exhaustion

Extreme weakness or fatigue because of the habit, or addiction to porn.

I was suppose to meet Trina for drinks. Instead, I masturbated, went to sleep, and completely missed the date. I fell victim to; porn exhaustion.

by Reducto February 23, 2009

Boner exhaustion

When you have rocked a boner for an extended period of time and it feels like it has had it's own workout day at the gym.

After a weekend of sex and nakedness Heather wanted more, but Aaron couldn't do it, he was clearly suffering from boner exhaustion.

by Energy 79 June 20, 2016

Pornhub Exhaustion

When you watch so much porn on PornHub that your dick is about to fall off.

Colin: Dude I’ve been watching so much PornHub, I think I’m at the point of PornHub Exhaustion!!
Jacob: Don’t worry! There’s no such thing! Keep going!

by a_litteral_bean December 20, 2017

Exhaust Block

Preventing another driver from getting around you when you are all ready speeding and then slowing down to the speed of the next slowest car.

Jacob, "I saw that guy in my rear view mirror weaving in and out of traffic so I exhaust blocked him when he got up to me."

Bobby, "Boosh."

by KJE March 7, 2007

Exhaust Port

While in the missionary position, the male party pulls out before climax and shoots his load all the way up to the open mouth of his female partner. This is akin to the exhaust port shot that destroyed the first death star in Star Wars: A new hope.

"Almost there ... Almost there ... HITS AWAY!"

"Dude, did you achieve an exhaust port last night?"
"Negative, negative, it didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface."

by Captain Polak January 11, 2009

Exhausterbate

Masturbating to the point of exhaustion

Friend: Hey! Want to hang out? You: I would, but I am exhausterbated

by JCF17 June 10, 2010

exhaustperate

1. The point of being so tired that anything you do or say can anger others.

2. When somebody insists on putting a loud-ass fart can on their car and drives by your house at 3am in the morning pissing you, and everyone else in the immediate area, off.

1. Man, Steve was so tired last night that he exhaustperated the fight I had with Bob and we both punched him in the face!

2. I swear to God if that guy in that shitty Honda comes buy again I'm gonna take a baseball bat to his windshield.

by vololololvo December 19, 2010