French excursion

Hurts more than getting punched in the balls. Its when u go behind some one grab their balls and pull them backwards and up. "Hurts like a bitch that i did last night"

That night i gave him a french excursion when he was sleeping and laughed my ass off.

by Joey is her May 12, 2006

Excuterus

When a woman uses her period as an excuse to not do something.

Wife:I can't walk, I'm on my period right now. Wah

Husband: I don't want to hear about your excuterus!

by Timmy2x4 February 3, 2017

ankle excursion

When a girl has to walk home from an automobile ride.

Well, Henry, I guess I got too fresh for Mabel last night. I wanted to pet, and she took an ankle excursion.

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

whippin excursion

traveling on a short journey.

I'm whippin excursion.

by richie richie February 22, 2017

Ford Excursion

A large oversized Sports Utility Vehicle (SUV) that gets stuck in 6 inches of snow. This gas guzzling 2WD with 20in rims frequently gets stuck in its owners driveway, resulting in a 2010 Honda Accord pulling it onto the road with a 25k tow strap. (yes there are pictures)

Ford Excursion Owner: "Shit...I can't get my truck out of my yard..."

Honda Owner: "Hold on man, I still have my tow strap from my old truck in the trunk."

Ford Excursion Owner: "HAHAHA.. You think that HONDA can pull my Excursion up that hill in the snow.."

Honda Owner: "All I ask is that you let me get pictures of this..."

Ford Excursion Owner: "Deal.."

30 sec later

Ford Owner: "shoulda bought a honda"

by 2010AccordEXL February 5, 2010

Excurd

verb, -curd·ed, -curd·ing.

to burst, bloom with fragrance, or release it's fluid gently

This peach flavored tea excurds it's flavor throughout the room.

by bbz180 December 28, 2010

Excursion

Excursion, in the U.K is a word used to represent a mode of transport or a car specifically.

"If we're going out tonight should we just whip the excursion?"

by OutsideLightAKAbigLeg April 18, 2018