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eccentric

You're totally nuts, but you have money, so it's okay.
A: Did you hear what that guy did? He's stealing scabs and kicking midgets! He's fucking nuts!
B: Nah, he's rich, so we call it eccentric.
A: Oh, he's got money? Then it's fine, nevermind.
B: Kicking midgets is always fine.
by Jap-Slap Gypsy August 15, 2009
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Eccentric

He's so weir- I mean eccentric.
by ajafa December 31, 2011
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eccentric nap

"Hey, what are you doing later?"
"Taking an eccentric nap."
by eccentric sleep January 3, 2018
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Exventribulatory

Exiting a building by means of ventilation shafts, specifically used in reference to escapes.
After robbing the bank vault, the thief made an exventribulatory escape and was unnoticed.
by JKDuo December 5, 2009
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ecclentric

For quickly describing a person's quirky traits *and* tastes when separate words like 'eccentric' and 'eclectic' take too much time
Julia is well known for her distinctive, ECCLENTRIC, vibe
by jen thunder March 28, 2011
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Egocentric Shitheadism

The belief system that human beings have control over the world’s ability to control the stability of the environment by individual or group input.
Energy companies think they have control over the earth due to Egocentric Shitheadism.
by Tealover72 June 7, 2019
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Egocentricfallaciestultitiam

Egocentricfallaciestultitiam (E-go-sen-tric-fal-a-sai-stul-ti-sham) - The act/disorder of being egotistical as a smart person who often has delusions of him/her being stupid.

Being "smart" doesn't apply to the person and finds themselves as stupid yet feels the need to be optimistic by believing everyone else is dumber than them when they do/say something smart.

Origin: My classmate got a perfect score on a test and automatically believed everyone should do whatever he says because he believes he is a lot less dumb than everyone but denies that he is just smart, everytime he does something stupid he believes that everyone would do something much dumber than he did in the situation but considers himself a moron. He calls IQ tests "inaccurate" and says his true iq is below average.
He's often hypocritical though I suspect that he has Egocentricfallaciestultitiam, I'll be attempting to find his a therapist.
by Jesuscon February 3, 2022
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