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exaggerator calibrator

a mental device used to make a notorious exaggerator's stories more truthful.
As she spun her bloated yarn my exaggerator calibrator was working overtime trying to drag the rocketing leviathon back to earth.
by provider44 January 18, 2010
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exaggerbating

The act of masturbating in a closed off room and then coming out and bragging about how you just had sex.
Guy 1: Dude, i just got laid!
Guy 2: No you didn't your just exaggerbating.
by Nikoliah November 5, 2011
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exaggehater

to exaggerate about something you hate to make a point
"Did you hear how fat she said his girlfriend is?... omg....she is such an exaggehater!"
by liar_liar_pants_on_fire March 18, 2010
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exaggerbate

"Bull-Shitting" because it feels good.
No example. Just use your immagination... "exaggerbate"

If you feel like embelishing a story because it gets more laughs, cringes, pukes or "mutual stimulation" and you get-off on it, then you are "exaggerbating".
by Michael Ciaro August 25, 2010
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Exaggerbate

verb: Exaggerbate - Exaggerbating - Exaggerbates - Exaggerbated

To inflate your claims beyond any reasonable truth to make oneself feel better.

To make false statements in order to please yourself.

To flat-out lie and say the exact opposite of what is true because the truth hurts you too much.

To self aggrandize.

To be a Trump.
Trump is on Fox again...

He's exaggerbating how much he helped (the economy/ the COVID response/ Kim Jung-Ill relations/ Minorities/ Women/ middle-America/ local Manufacturing/ small businesses/ suburbs/ Middle East affairs/ Casinos/ … oh hell, it is endless…)

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A: I told her I was a doctor, so she would go out with me again.
B: You know you get what you deserve when you exaggerbate.
by RevDr. Biko October 19, 2020
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Exagserbate

v. to overly exaggerate the endearing qualities of a woman while you masterbate all over her.
Did you see the youtube.com clip where Peter North exagserbated all over Jenna Jameson?
by Buddys B June 15, 2009
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Exaggerbator

One who exaggerates about how much they masturbate.
"I have never masturbated in my life" said the Nun
"I masturbate 5 times a day" said the man with no hands.

Both of the above are exaggerating about their self amusement efforts and can therefore each be considered an exaggerbator.
by Robbo1963a August 19, 2014
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