Re-ejaculate

Sperm being released from the pussy after sex.

After a night of life altering sex, Karen had to go to the bathroom to re-ejaculate the sperm her boyfriend shot in her.

by Phrenchie January 23, 2009

Emasculated

To have been rendered less of a man, or been made to feel much less of a man through humiliation. This term is most often used to describe a male douchebag who has been pussywhipped by his woman.

The fact that lame Ed has chosen to neglect his friends and be home before midnight on a Friday night is proof that he has allowed himself to become completely emasculated by his girlfriend.

by Kirlong March 14, 2010

Ejalculates

A portmanteau of ejaculates and calculates. Used to refer to a situation where a man calculates precisely when he will ejaculate in order to take a definitive action e.g . pulling out.

1) Tom ejalculates so he can avoid cumming inside girls, as he doesn't like to wear condoms.

2) "Last night, I had to ejalculate 'cause Sadie wanted me to finish on her tits.

by guywhowritethething August 5, 2016

collateral ejaculation

v. Unintended ejaculation caused by an action, especially unintended exposure or slippage by a female wearing too little clothing. Typically the ejaculator is one of limited sexual experience and does not possess the ability to control his/her "load".

Aaron -"Hey where did Nate go?

Ben -"Oh man, when that girl (motioning with hand) bent over and her tittie came flying out, Nate had a collateral ejaculation and had to run to the bathroom."

by unbastardoloco June 17, 2007

Ejaculate and Evacuate

A commonly used slang term for the popular convenience store "Kum and Go."

"Hey, I need to stop at that Ejaculate and Evacuate to fill up my tank and buy some beef jerky."

by .Org Taylor February 3, 2006

premature ejaculation inducer

a girl who is so intensely attractive that she causes a guy spill his load too soon, thus inducing a premature ejaculation.

much to her chagrin, jessica was a premature ejaculation inducer. all of her sexual encounters lasted only a few moments; her hottness was to blame for the rapid ejaculatory speed of her male partners.

by bumbleclot July 11, 2006

Post Ejaculatory Blindness

Temporary blindness experienced shortly after ejaculation

She offered to blow me while I was driving her home, but I was worried about post ejaculatory blindness

by bigstraightfollowing September 26, 2008