---The very definition of Hell. You will go insane by the end of the year after reading boring walls of text and memorizing what happened in some random ass date like 1666, June 6.
---If you look in the index of an Ap Euro textbook for the word “war”, it will go on for 10 pages. You will have to know insignificant facts such as what the fuck is some-nonvital-guy-who-does-something-like-mop-the-Cistine-Chapel-floor’s hair color and have the shitty realization that some-important-guy-who changed-the-very-history-of-Europe won’t even be on the test anywhere. You will be forced to know the difference between Prince Edward Cuntlicker of Twattington XIXXVI; of the 2nd branch of the Fuckmylife family and Edwerd Nopeshit of Nopesville XXIXIV; of the 5th branch of the Putmeoutofmymisery dynasty.
---AP Euro will suck your fun and free time into its endless void of despair and frustration. You will have a mental breakdown before AND after every test, and cry when you look at the first question because you know you’re screwed for the rest.
---Your very nightmares will be filled with AP Euro. You will develop a phobia of AP Euro. You will feel the urge to burn all your homework and notes after graduating the class (if you even can): laughing maniacally into the sunset with the satisfaction of never seeing it again in your life…only to curl into a fetal position and crap yourself when you find out about AP US history. But hey, Harvard’s worth it….right?
---If you look in the index of an Ap Euro textbook for the word “war”, it will go on for 10 pages. You will have to know insignificant facts such as what the fuck is some-nonvital-guy-who-does-something-like-mop-the-Cistine-Chapel-floor’s hair color and have the shitty realization that some-important-guy-who changed-the-very-history-of-Europe won’t even be on the test anywhere. You will be forced to know the difference between Prince Edward Cuntlicker of Twattington XIXXVI; of the 2nd branch of the Fuckmylife family and Edwerd Nopeshit of Nopesville XXIXIV; of the 5th branch of the Putmeoutofmymisery dynasty.
---AP Euro will suck your fun and free time into its endless void of despair and frustration. You will have a mental breakdown before AND after every test, and cry when you look at the first question because you know you’re screwed for the rest.
---Your very nightmares will be filled with AP Euro. You will develop a phobia of AP Euro. You will feel the urge to burn all your homework and notes after graduating the class (if you even can): laughing maniacally into the sunset with the satisfaction of never seeing it again in your life…only to curl into a fetal position and crap yourself when you find out about AP US history. But hey, Harvard’s worth it….right?
“I aced AP Euro with an A+, but I’m sure my tendency to become a sadistic serial killer skyrocketed.”
“I’ve broken every friendship I’ve ever had and dumped my Gf to actually do decently in AP Euro. I even have weekend homework. Goodbye childhood.”
"AP Euro is love, AP Euro is life. Lol jk sarcasm guise-wait dont grab that shotgun!"
"You will never know the bliss of sleep ever again with AP Euro! You’ll either have to go through school sleep deprived or drink 17 cups of coffee a day. It's great! *Eye twitches*"
“Ima graduate high school with a 5.0 from classes like AP Euro to enter Harvard but afterwards have no idea what to do and companies will pay me the same amount as a high school dropout gets in my job.”
“I have a test for AP Euro tomorrow.” *Punches self in face for 2 hours*
"I failed the finals...WHY?!? *Mass murders then commits suicide*"
"Why do we have to learn the difference between these two pricks? They’re literally father and son and did basically the same thing!"
“I’ve broken every friendship I’ve ever had and dumped my Gf to actually do decently in AP Euro. I even have weekend homework. Goodbye childhood.”
"AP Euro is love, AP Euro is life. Lol jk sarcasm guise-wait dont grab that shotgun!"
"You will never know the bliss of sleep ever again with AP Euro! You’ll either have to go through school sleep deprived or drink 17 cups of coffee a day. It's great! *Eye twitches*"
“Ima graduate high school with a 5.0 from classes like AP Euro to enter Harvard but afterwards have no idea what to do and companies will pay me the same amount as a high school dropout gets in my job.”
“I have a test for AP Euro tomorrow.” *Punches self in face for 2 hours*
"I failed the finals...WHY?!? *Mass murders then commits suicide*"
"Why do we have to learn the difference between these two pricks? They’re literally father and son and did basically the same thing!"
by InsensitivePrick September 23, 2014
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EnronSOXing is the political practice of hurriedly passing shortsighted law in response to politician’s urgent need to DO SOMETHING after a long neglected problem has exploded onto the public consciousness. True EnronSOXing must have two parts, the rapid creation of bad law and the preceding neglect and inaction during a time when the problem could have been addressed responsibly. Its etymology comes from the SOX (Sarbanes-Oxley) legislation passed in response to the Enron crisis.
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Get the Emron mug.Given name: Oystein Aarseth. Deceased guitar player of Norwegian black metal act Mayhem. Was and is still considered a standout character, or even a celebrity, within the black metal movement, mainly due to his outspoken nature in interviews and his efforts, both musical and otherwise, in the black metal genre. Besides participating in classic albums such as "Deathcrush," "Live in Liepzig," and "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas" as the guitarist of Mayhem, Aarseth also owned and operated a record store called Helvete, or "Hell" in Norwegian, which stocked only the most extreme metal music. Killed by Varg Vikernes, also known as Count Grishnackh or The Count, on August 10th, 1993. To many fans of black metal, Mayhem ceased to truly exist after Euronymous' death despite the fact that the band was reformed afterwards, and hence, all Mayhem releases released up to "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas" are commonly said to have been recorded by "The True Mayhem" by fans.
It is said that when Mayhem performed during Euronymous' lifetime, one could not see his hand as he played due to the incredible speeds he was cabaple of on guitar.
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A Eurodouche is a European douche bag, one who believes himself or herself superior to others (mainly Americans) because he or she is European. One who exhibits an inflated sense of self because of European birth, culture, or current residence.
In America, the Eurodouche can typically be found in airports, about to return to Europe. He or she will be speaking a language other than English, mocking American food, people, or customs, and believing (naively) that no one else around him can understand. He or she will also be found in large American cities and universities.
The Eurodouche is often unaware that (some) Americans may have superior culture and knowledge, in extreme cases knowing more about the Eurodouche's country of origin or speaking the Eurodouche's mother tongue better than he or she.
A Eurodouche is a European douche bag, one who believes himself or herself superior to others (mainly Americans) because he or she is European. One who exhibits an inflated sense of self because of European birth, culture, or current residence.
In America, the Eurodouche can typically be found in airports, about to return to Europe. He or she will be speaking a language other than English, mocking American food, people, or customs, and believing (naively) that no one else around him can understand. He or she will also be found in large American cities and universities.
The Eurodouche is often unaware that (some) Americans may have superior culture and knowledge, in extreme cases knowing more about the Eurodouche's country of origin or speaking the Eurodouche's mother tongue better than he or she.
Bobby: "Hey, look at that pretentious French guy over there, totally mocking the Americans around him. If he hates our country so much, why does he come to vacation and study here? Look at how he is dressed, jeans way too tight, ripped as if it were still the 80's, and with a T-shirt with silly English slang on it spelled incorrectly--so not cool."
Tommy: "Yeah, that guy is a total Eurodouche. Let's go speak to him in French. He doesn't realize that everyone in our group is fluent in French."
Tommy: "Yeah, that guy is a total Eurodouche. Let's go speak to him in French. He doesn't realize that everyone in our group is fluent in French."
by Cafone January 5, 2011
Get the Eurodouche mug.A person of European nationality distinguished by a rather boring disposition and bland personality. A European without any exceptional qualities or remarkable attributes; an individual that generally matches a national stereotype and offers little ideologically or intellectually beyond the norm.
Euroburrido is a portmanteau of the words Europe and Aburrido, which is the Spanish word for boring.
Euroburrido is a portmanteau of the words Europe and Aburrido, which is the Spanish word for boring.
I went to a dinner at the German embassy and I endured 3 hours of euroburridos complaining about American food.
by frankshoe February 26, 2009
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