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Ethologist

A branch of knowledge dealing with human ethos and with its formation and evolution
the scientific and objective study of animal behavior especially under natural conditions
one who studies the habits of his less cerebral peers
one who sips espressos with a large book on the table and remarks on the curiosity of the urban distinctions in that particular locale that looks like an Ethologist over there ignore him

a stuck up middle class undergraduate student who's aim is to dissect the bourgeousie lingual dialects at his school
any of a variety of Atheist supremacists Ethologist Atheists
by greekmangeek February 12, 2010
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Ethel Baumstein

The term to describe a delusional, mentally unstable but thoroughly lovely old woman, who thinks she is black.
'Man 1: "Yeah bro this MKAT is fucking wicked."
Man 2: "Lemme have a key, wanna test it first"
Ethel Baumstein: "Ah no now me bwoys, dont a all ofchu be slingin all around dat sheeit on my home turf or yas gon be gettin yaself sliiiiiced up honeychile'
by trippyqueen August 30, 2012
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ethalia

She is an amazing girl.She will always find a way to make you smile. She will immediately realize when something is wrong. She is an amazing friend. She has a passion for joking around and would do anything to make you feel lije you belong. She has an amazing voice and when you hear her sing you'd tear up. If you've met one then you're lucky because they are one of the rarest people to ever meet in the world.
Hey Ethalia!
Ethalia gimme a HOYAAA
by #HOYAA November 27, 2019
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Ethelyn

Ethelyn sounds like a chemical but no, a innocent bean of a lady, though well read, smart and charming!

The bookworm trait leads to interesting impacts - using the intelligence for perfect and well delivered sarcasm - be it through text or speech, Ethelyns will make u crumble with fear or laughter with facts and logic (well it depends on which side you’re on)
Ethelyns are very extremely supportive with immaculate taste in comedy. The bean filled with overflowing intellect will provide help and assistance wherever possible, no one should take this for granted - please protect the innocent bean of an Ethelyn
Do you know the top girl? Yes, of course, it’s Ethelyn!
by Hellooooofelloooooowwwhoomans November 23, 2021
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Ethel Syndrome

Slang for an ailment caused by missing someone, or “simping for someone”, most likely called Ethel. The reason the name “Ethel” was picked was because it originated from an elderly man who had strong feelings for his partner (named Ethel). Ethel Syndrome can be used interchangeably with the popular internet slang “simp”.
I like this girl so much, I must have a case of Ethel Syndrome.
by ArcticToast August 19, 2023
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The Ethy

The Ethy is short for ethanol, and used as a slur against people that drink a lot.
John: that guys definitely a “ The Ethy”
Leyon: why do you say that?
John: he just drinks all the time
by Shkdurp February 15, 2021
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Ethel Merman

Unlike these lameass definitions above, one of the most talented Broadway actresses of all time. Normally referred to as "The Queen of Musicals"

Born January 8, 1908
Died February 16, 1984

Best known for her roles in Girl Crazy, Anything Goes, DuBarry Was a Lady, Annie Get Your Gun, and Gypsy

Married 4 times, all ended in divorce.

2 children, Robert and Ethel Levitt. The latter died of a drug overdose.

Merman died of a brain tumor.
When asked why she never spoke to her Gypsy co-star Sandra Church, Ethel Merman said, "Of course I talk to her! Every night after the curtain closes, I tell her to go fuck herself!"
by Janet Weiss August 25, 2005
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