eTard

Someone who purposely spells things in a extremely retarded manner because they believe they are funny when they're just really stupid. Mainly on chats and forums.
eTard - i can haz catz?

Me - wtf are you talking about?

eTard - lulz

Me - Cunha, shut up your such a eTard

eTard - I HAS TEH POOP!

Me - .....
by Monny JMK November 15, 2009
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Someone who is technologically "challenged"; out of sync with modern everyday technology, like not being able to operate the gas pump even.
Can't you just email it to me? What are you etarded?
by drd79 January 04, 2010
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ohh mann u just puke all over yourself that was so etarded!
by mikey etardo September 12, 2003
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etard twitch

When you're an etard you will have certain twitches that you will do very often. You won't notice them, but others will.
person 1 : "Why does Chris keep moving his fingers?"

person 2 : "It's just his etard twitch"
by afdhskdhljf June 15, 2010
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electronic + retard

A word that decribes someone that is electroniclly challanged, generally someone that has no clue how to use their computer or other "gadgets" and "gizmos".
"She was such and etard she couldn't even turn on her computer."
by brownhorse October 04, 2008
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someone who can't grasp the basics of forwarding,
replying, reply-alling and cc-ing emails!

Paul cc'd himself on an email he sent earlier - etard!

Sorry Paul, I appear to have copied in Carl instead of you...???!!! - etard!
by superstarbob November 02, 2007
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a person who is not retarded but is just stupid
corey:stop talking about magnets!
mackenzie:i wasnt talkingabout magnets u etard!
by macketteemmerly November 30, 2007
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