Erving Speech

An attempt to convince a crowd of people something everyone knows is completely false, by using large words and constantly repeating ones self.

When the O.J. Simpson's lawyer tried to explain how O.J. was innocent, everyone knew it was going to be an Erving Speech.

by zachthewhack April 24, 2011

Ervynne

An Act of Being too gay in a religious environment.

“He’s such an ervynne”

by Cupintator March 16, 2023

Ervin

Ervin is the man of your dreams. Don't ignore him! He looks shy on the outside but oh man, is he romantic and naughty as fuck. He will make you happy for all the days in your life. He is the one true love you need and want. He's amazing in bed and is very blessed "down there" IYKWIM and knows how to treat you like a lady. He's the perfect boyfriend, you know he's The One and know that he's going to be the most amazing husband and father one day when you both get married. He's an absolute gentleman and you know for a fact that he sees you as the only woman in the world and isn't going to take you for granted and cheat on you and neglect you. Did I mention he's also super smart as well?

He also has great fashion sense. Looks amazing in black and a lot of other colors. He always smells good and looks good.

He makes you fall in love with him even when he's just staring at you with his beautiful eyes. You know he loves you so much that you don't even doubt it for a second. If you thought you would never ever want kids in your entire life, wait until you meet Ervin. He's the man that'll make you want to settle and start a family with him.

"Who's that handsome dude standing next to you earlier? Is he single?"

"Oh, his name is Ervin! Also you'd better back the fuck off, he's mine!!"

by e+e January 27, 2022

Erving

one beast motherfucker from the bronx

yo you heard Erving dropped his new cd

by EToTh3Z August 7, 2011

WTF-ervescent

Adjective; When something causes you to slowly build in confusion to the level of WTF!. Starting first with a simple "What?" or "Huh?" and ending with Rage or WTF.

Man 1 & 2 see Performer 1 sing about his pants to the Final Fantasy IV theme.

Performer 1: "♫In my other pants, there's my wallet. In my other pants. . . ♫"

Man 1: "Wha. . . huh? . . . what is this?"

Performer 1: "♫ Hanging out my pants, my ball. Just one ball . . . ♫

Man 1: WTF!

Man 2: That sure was WTF-ervescent

by D-structman February 10, 2010

Ervin Outfitters

The greatest pun of all history.

"Hey, I like your shirt!"
"Thanks! I got it at Ervin Outfitters!"

by Cocopuffs June 13, 2012

ervanur

This name means that the person who has this name is shy, funny, sarcastic but also a badass.

When ervanur is shy he/she is blushing.

Her word when she is in a sarcastic mood she always has a straight face so the other persons know she is sarcastic.

and when she is in a funny she always makes silly jokes.

by j.xoxo February 25, 2017