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Ejaculation of gas

I: What was that noise
C: Ejaculation of gas
by IXKD December 16, 2020
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pre-erackulation

Occurs during a game of beer pong, when the opposite teams calls for a "re-rack" of their cups clearly before they are ready for a "re-rack".
The drunk girls' team yelled out "re-rack" to their teammates during a game of beer pong when they had 9 cups still sitting on the table, showing they were suffering from a bad case of pre-erackulation!
by Crackerbag April 15, 2010
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Post-Ejaculation Ejaculant

The small ejaculation that occurs less than an hour after real ejaculation.
After I masturbated last night, I took a shower and was clean in my bed, and all of a sudden I felt a small dampness in my boxers. I found that it was Post-Ejaculation Ejaculant
by D1EN0M1TE July 7, 2009
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premature ejaculation

Every man has a shotgun in their undercarriage. It has one barrel, but it can be filled with two types of ammo, urine or sperm. When a man shoots out sperm from his shotgun before sex or before 2 minutes into sex, he has prematurely ejaculated. It is one of the most embarrassing things a man can endure. Don't do it.
Premature ejaculation is a word too often connected with sex. Fight the battle against premature ejaculation today! Viva la revolution
by Andrew Shea August 25, 2004
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IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression)

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression): After Tom had sex with his friends with his ex girlfriend, he felt the loom bite of IPED creep up on him.
by profbass March 18, 2010
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premature ejaculation

To jettison your bombs before the misson has been completed
BOMBS AWAY!
Damn it joe thats the fifth time today, you damn premature ejaculation master
by Drue B December 26, 2006
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Walking Ejaculation

n: a baby formulated by accident.
Timmy accidentally pre-shot into the vagina and formulated a walking ejaculation. Oops now he's fucked paying child support for 18 years.
by Trees DT! December 9, 2009
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