Erk-Ball

A very pleasurable, fun, and spirit lifting game involving a soccer ball and two very active men. The ball is passed back and forth in a very fashionable and socially acceptable way, and both parties always win. Twists and turns are involved, and there is no sweeter victory than succeeding in the game of erk-ball.

James: Hey Erk! Lets go play some erk-ball!
Erk: LASSKOOOO!

by erkball8594938495843932094 August 8, 2010

Erk out

Spinning your tires while making them screech.

When I floor my car in first I erk out.

by Smokey McDank September 5, 2009

erk word

A word that when heard causes you to cringe. This word would make you angry after hearing it.

person1: Hey p2 what is your erk word ?

person2: Uh.. p1 probably moist or cunt idk?

by the 97th mailman May 28, 2013

erk a dee

to drive around for countless hours delivering marijuana to stoners and routinely smoking the marijuana you sold them.

Im trying to get my dick sucked, but first i must erk a dee.

by 50pack February 18, 2009

Erk N' Jerk Serp

A concoction of E&J brandy mixed with a sedative syrup such as Hydrocodone/Hydromet/Hycodan. Similar to "sizzurp" and/or "purple drank". Syrup may or may not be cherry/strawberry flavored but is typically red in color. Recommended with Dr Pepper, Coca Cola or Jarrito's Lime Soda.

I moved from Miami to Atlanta and these cats introduced me to that Erk n' Jerk Serp! I was wasted all day!

by mr_bojiggler October 20, 2010

Erk n jerk syrup

A sedative opiod coughy syrup consisting of hydrocodone/ hycodan/hydromet mixed with some sort of alchoal similar to sizzurp and purple drank may or not be cherry/strawberry flavor. Recommended with some sort of cola like Dr pepper, coka cola vs a fruity soda

Person 1.Dai was saying he was hanging out with Ramsey and he put him up on Erk n jerk syrup he was Highh all day

Person 2.damn I bet that guy dai was hanging out with has a lot of drugs

by Foreverstayhigh July 10, 2018

erk game

Game played by annoyed parents with there annoying kids. Similar to the quiet game only to begin the leader (parent) must say erk. The first to talk loses, the game ends when the same person says erk again or when there has been a winner declared.

(Kids chattering loudly in the back of a car)
Parents: hey kids let's play the erk game!
Kids; Ooo that's sounds fun!
Dad: stay quiet now!
Mom: erk!
(Silence throughout car)

by definitionninjaduck June 21, 2010