Erk-Ball

A very pleasurable, fun, and spirit lifting game involving a soccer ball and two very active men. The ball is passed back and forth in a very fashionable and socially acceptable way, and both parties always win. Twists and turns are involved, and there is no sweeter victory than succeeding in the game of erk-ball.
James: Hey Erk! Lets go play some erk-ball!
Erk: LASSKOOOO!
by erkball8594938495843932094 August 05, 2010
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Erk out

Spinning your tires while making them screech.
When I floor my car in first I erk out.
by Smokey McDank September 05, 2009
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erk word

A word that when heard causes you to cringe. This word would make you angry after hearing it.
person1: Hey p2 what is your erk word ?

person2: Uh.. p1 probably moist or cunt idk?
by the 97th mailman May 29, 2013
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erk a dee

to drive around for countless hours delivering marijuana to stoners and routinely smoking the marijuana you sold them.
Im trying to get my dick sucked, but first i must erk a dee.
by 50pack October 14, 2008
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Erk N' Jerk Serp

A concoction of E&J brandy mixed with a sedative syrup such as Hydrocodone/Hydromet/Hycodan. Similar to "sizzurp" and/or "purple drank". Syrup may or may not be cherry/strawberry flavored but is typically red in color. Recommended with Dr Pepper, Coca Cola or Jarrito's Lime Soda.
I moved from Miami to Atlanta and these cats introduced me to that Erk n' Jerk Serp! I was wasted all day!
by mr_bojiggler October 18, 2010
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Erk n jerk syrup

A sedative opiod coughy syrup consisting of hydrocodone/ hycodan/hydromet mixed with some sort of alchoal similar to sizzurp and purple drank may or not be cherry/strawberry flavor. Recommended with some sort of cola like Dr pepper, coka cola vs a fruity soda
Person 1.Dai was saying he was hanging out with Ramsey and he put him up on Erk n jerk syrup he was Highh all day

Person 2.damn I bet that guy dai was hanging out with has a lot of drugs
by Foreverstayhigh July 10, 2018
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Erkness

When the person you are talking to you is annoying as fuck!
Gracie: "Isaac...Isaac...Isaac...Isaac..."
Isaac: Gracie stop you are straight erkness
by DementedReality April 06, 2019
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