Diquesuk Erectus (dïk-sukkk æ-recked-us) (noun); A "closet" homosexual with alcoholic and/or meth-head tendancies who has boundary issues and Touches EVERYthing. Most likely loud and obnoxious when intoxicated. Addicted to/or obsessed with pornography. May appear to be overly sensitive/emotional (cries like a bitch... Often) although he (probably) lacks the required emotions necessary for such behavior. Has an amazing ability to "lie" himself out of any and every possible accusation, yet will "sing" like a jail-bird about his own "chrymes".
I can't believe nobody warned me I was marrying a Diquesuk Erectus before the wedding!
by StalkHolmie December 18, 2021
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A word to be used when the male genital gets aroused/affected and you have to describe it.

similar words: stiffy, boner, hard one, howling wolf, mishap, and confused.
Dude1: Wow dude I'm really pulling a stictile erectus right now.
Dude2: Yah me too.
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An intellectual’s way of explaining he’s dick don’t work
Sorry to disturb you, but you must inquire the fact that I have the rare “erectus dysfunctionus”
by Dan Bain March 2, 2018
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When straight guys get erections after looking at other guys.
I got a homo erectus after looking at John!
by Guy Ragetobia March 10, 2015
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Any one of low public stature or has very little money that always has very sexual feelings toward another person place or thing.
"Jimmy is such a hobo erectus!"
"look at that bum. always horney for that Trash bin"
by Monique Cab July 28, 2007
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when you think dudes are hot
Yeah... you're suffering from a case of homo erectus. You're wang is hugified, by a man and not by a woman
by thaotherb December 6, 2004
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The musclature of the penis
Girl 1: damn you have a monsterous cockezuis erectus, vermin Chad.
Chad : thank you very much.

Boy 1: You seem to have a minature cockezius erectus there, virgin Brad
by Ankindankwalker October 11, 2019
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