Equatorial Guinea

Due to the oil industry, it is the richest African country but it has one of the poorest average populations in the world. This is because the national leaders hog all the money to themselves. It is also the only African country that speaks Spanish. Its capital (Malabo) is on a tiny island (Bioko) far away from the mainland (Rio Muni). It's also really hot down there. Not to be confused with Guinea, Guinea Bissau, Papua New Guinea, Guyana, French Guiana, the island New Guinea, or the guinea pig.

ITS ALL ABOUT THE OIL AND THE DICTATORS DOWN THERE IN EQUATORIAL GUINEA!

by CallingAllTortoises April 15, 2019

Equadorian Fish hook

When you are having sex with a woman from behind you stick your finger in her anus and then put the same finger in her mouth and mimic a fish hook in her cheek with it by pulling to the side.

Guy 1: Hey man last night I houdinied my biatch!

Guy 2: Yeah thats awesome but last night I equadorian fish hooked your wife.

by equadorian freak July 16, 2010

equater

a line on an globe that splits between continents and the north and the south .

My teacher showed us the equater on an globe.

by crystal August 22, 2003

Equatorial guinea

One of Italian descent who lives near the equator.

``Uncle Bozzo is very high-class Italian. He's an equatorial guinea.''

by tirtle November 30, 2022

Equatorial Guinea

That one tiny country in Africa that is able to grow on its own without the hindrance of that much disease, corruption, or warfare. It had an impressive 20.8% growth rate from 1990-2002.

Equatorial Guinea is still far behind in terms of GDP and standard of living, but it sure is slightly better than most of the other starving and fighting countries in Africa.

by what_lolol May 14, 2009

Equatorial Guinea

A strange land in Africa where black people speak Spanish.

Wait, what's the official language of Equatorial Guinea

by UltimatePunchMan February 1, 2019

equatoryal region

Da south-of-da-border area where da colonial loyalists emigrated to after their "viva King George" viewpoints because politically unpopular.

Advice for all of you non-Patriots considering a hasty retreat to da equatoryal regions: fleeing to said sweltering "middle ground" could indeed help you find neutrality as far as your beliefs regarding who should govern da New World, but you'll likely find yourself to again be in a whole lotta "hot water" --- literally --- if you try to bathe in any of da oceans or lakes in said super-toasty locale!

by QuacksO October 24, 2024