heart of england

The shittest school ever full of desperate slags and horny teenage boys if you want your children to grow up and be low lives and prostitutes send them here x

Heart of England is a shit school

by Faggit x December 20, 2019

new england patriots

A football team that contains every black person in New England.

Every black person in New England is on the Patriots

by CaptainProjectile January 25, 2005

englanditus

Anti-playing for england illness/injury.

Ferdinand is not really injured either just came down with englanditus

by M-U-O February 6, 2009

Northern England

englands version of the deep south in the USA, except without the sunny weather, mostly very rural, especially in lancashire, yorkshire, cheshire and cumbria, full of people who are proud of their family roots and pround to be northern, also northerners arent inbread, they are loyal, hard working and hard drinking. also, it is and incredibly relaxed place with green fields and cleen air.

northern england is just better than the south

by northern and proud November 4, 2008

Englandshire

A colloquial Scottish term for England, often used when England has a different bank holiday from the rest of the United Kingdom and everything is closed.

I need to speak to someone urgently, but Englandshire has shut down!

by Gary D April 28, 2006

Englonk

A variant of the English language in which the end of many words are replaced with the suffix "onk". This language is known to be how some sorority girls talk when there are no guys around. There are also several words repeated by Englonk speakers that can take on many meanings. Some of these words are: scronch, cronk, bonk, and blarg.

In Englonk a girl named "Imaan" might be called "Imonk"

Some girl in AXO: " My professonk is failing me"
Sorority sister: "Wow that's blarg. Let's scronch him"

by vvonk March 26, 2020

new england gangster

A resident of New England with that Old Money. Usually resides in a suburb of Boston but has a summer or winter house in one or more of the following locations: Nantucket, Marthas Vineyard, at the base of any N.E. ski resort, Kennebunkport or on the Cape. Graduate or attendee of a New England prep school and currently works for father or owns a company bought with family money.

John F. Kennedy was a supreme New England Gangster.

Most fortune 500 CEO's or VP's

by Tom Z. April 26, 2008