englan

When u don't spell out the whole word bc u forget to it ur just lazy

Hey look u spelled it Englan it's meant to be England

by Men cat man June 29, 2019

New England Faggots

When something isn't funny at all but is somehow hilarious.

That joke that he told about incest made me laugh so hard. It was like the New England faggots.

by Brettzel May 20, 2017

heart of england

The shittest school ever full of desperate slags and horny teenage boys if you want your children to grow up and be low lives and prostitutes send them here x

Heart of England is a shit school

by Faggit x December 20, 2019

new england patriots

A football team that contains every black person in New England.

Every black person in New England is on the Patriots

by CaptainProjectile January 25, 2005

englanditus

Anti-playing for england illness/injury.

Ferdinand is not really injured either just came down with englanditus

by M-U-O February 6, 2009

Northern England

englands version of the deep south in the USA, except without the sunny weather, mostly very rural, especially in lancashire, yorkshire, cheshire and cumbria, full of people who are proud of their family roots and pround to be northern, also northerners arent inbread, they are loyal, hard working and hard drinking. also, it is and incredibly relaxed place with green fields and cleen air.

northern england is just better than the south

by northern and proud November 4, 2008

Englandshire

A colloquial Scottish term for England, often used when England has a different bank holiday from the rest of the United Kingdom and everything is closed.

I need to speak to someone urgently, but Englandshire has shut down!

by Gary D April 28, 2006