A situation in which both people share an equal hatred of the other but are still sexually attracted to one another, hence the, "With Benifits" part of the name.
Guy: God! Why do you have to be such a dirty bitch all the time?!
Girl: Oh yea? Well why do you have to be such a dick all the time!?
Guy: I'm not a dick you slut!
Girl: I'm not a slut you bastard!
Guy: CUNT!!
Girl: ASS-CLOWN!!
Guy: ARE YOU AS TURNED ON RIGHT NOW AS I AM?!?
Girl: WHEN WE'RE DONE FIGHTING OVER THIS WE SHOULD REALLY HAVE ANGRY SEX YOU FUCKER!!
Guy: *splutters, considers, then shrugs* FINE! BUT DON'T OBJECTIFY ME WHORE!!
(hot angry sex insues)
Me: And that my friends, is Enemies With Benifits. *bows*
Girl: Oh yea? Well why do you have to be such a dick all the time!?
Guy: I'm not a dick you slut!
Girl: I'm not a slut you bastard!
Guy: CUNT!!
Girl: ASS-CLOWN!!
Guy: ARE YOU AS TURNED ON RIGHT NOW AS I AM?!?
Girl: WHEN WE'RE DONE FIGHTING OVER THIS WE SHOULD REALLY HAVE ANGRY SEX YOU FUCKER!!
Guy: *splutters, considers, then shrugs* FINE! BUT DON'T OBJECTIFY ME WHORE!!
(hot angry sex insues)
Me: And that my friends, is Enemies With Benifits. *bows*
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Usually a very attractive asian girl.
Eager to find love and grow up fast.
Worries about her brain and smartness but does not show it, usually considered the "dumb blonde" in the group.
Very shy but hates that about herself, wants to be an outgoing type but has low self-esteem.
Takes most things very seriously and gets mad easily, very aggresive.
Love and depends on her friends more than family.
Eager to find love and grow up fast.
Worries about her brain and smartness but does not show it, usually considered the "dumb blonde" in the group.
Very shy but hates that about herself, wants to be an outgoing type but has low self-esteem.
Takes most things very seriously and gets mad easily, very aggresive.
Love and depends on her friends more than family.
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Get the Enerel mug.A teaching from Jesus Christ that asks us to show compassion and love towards people we dislike the most.
The vast majority of Christians, as of 2008, have either forgetten, ignored, or torn this teaching out of their Bibles. Perhaps the most challenging teaching Jesus gave us. Easy enough to love our friends and the good God, but very difficult to even try to love our enemies.
It's anticipated that within the near future, Christians will re-incorporate this principle into their lives.
The vast majority of Christians, as of 2008, have either forgetten, ignored, or torn this teaching out of their Bibles. Perhaps the most challenging teaching Jesus gave us. Easy enough to love our friends and the good God, but very difficult to even try to love our enemies.
It's anticipated that within the near future, Christians will re-incorporate this principle into their lives.
Christian: Damn those f****** Arab terrorists, and screw the Democrats. I despise Osama bin Laden to my core!
Questioner: Umm...didn't Jesus teach us "love your enemies"? It says so in Matthew 5:44!
Christian: "Love your enemies"? Oh, I hated that section so I tore the page out of my Bible! LOL! :)
Questioner: Umm...didn't Jesus teach us "love your enemies"? It says so in Matthew 5:44!
Christian: "Love your enemies"? Oh, I hated that section so I tore the page out of my Bible! LOL! :)
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