99 Entries — the entry Mindhunter Profiler entered into The Urban Dictionary on April 6th 2023 to enter his 100th definition. This entry is based on a play of words utilizing the title of the JZ Song 99 Problems.
I’vegot 99 entries but but I want an even one hundred.
when two people act like enemies, but are actually friends (i.e. the opposite of 'frenemies')
Two teachers, Adrian and Nick are enefriends. They play pranks on each other and talk about the other behind their back to their students, but then play poker together and go to each other's Election Day party.
A beautiful girl, she's never sure of what she wants or feel.
Her smile can brighten your day anytime, and always laughing. She has big expectations, and always expects the unexpected. She is also sweet, caring, honest, and fun person. A very reliable person and a true friend that would always pick up when you fall.
Student A: Did you hear about Jake and Alyss?
Student B: No, did they finally fight?
Student A: No! They had sex!
Student B: Enemies with Benefits. Sweet.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!