Comfy Envelope

A term referring to a woman's vagina. Can also be used more specifically to describe a vagina that is a very good fit for the guy using it.

I used my girlfriends comfy envelope last night to post a letter to the navy

My wife's comfy envelope is just right for my letter opener

by Shanks120y August 3, 2009

enloom

the most insane music earth will ever hear

enloom is complete bliss, and enlightenment

by god October 6, 2004

fat envelope

The thicker envelope one receives from a school that has accepted one for admission, as opposed to a thin envelope containing a rejection letter.

I got the fat envelope from Harvard!

by ChadwickEsq May 28, 2011

Encloch

To be pulled into a trouble by someone else.

He encloches everyone! , He have encloched Chris before.

by El tiko October 18, 2011

#EnvelopeGate

#EnvelopeGate occurs when the presenters receive a wrong envelope to announce the winner of a specific awards ceremony category.

An example of #EnvelopeGate: And the Oscar for the 2017 Academy Awards Best Picture category goes to... La La Land!!

by pokemonmaster17 February 27, 2017

butt envelope

A special type of package used for transporting goods. The goods are inserted into a butthole and then the cheeks are clinched tightly to secure the goods.

John: Hey UPS won’t deliver my package.

Jane: Have you tried a butt envelope? It’s good for illicit goods too.

by JTrain69Forever August 14, 2019

envelopmental journalism

Practice in journalism where journalists are given money in envelopes so they would write favorable reports about the person giving them money. It's another term for payola.

Envelopmental journalism is practiced by corrupt and greedy journalists.

by ARiCE September 16, 2004