Kyrsten Enema

Ungratefulness. Forgetting who bought you to power, and then shoving it up your constituents’ asses.

What kind of thanks is that. We help you out, and you turn around give us a Kyrsten Enema.

by LaughingAloud January 24, 2022

enema

(ene'ma) noun. The process of pouring water into a rectum. This can be theraputic (to relieve constipation), for cleanliness (to clean the rectum before anal sex), or erotic (some people receive pleasure from the sensation of having a full bowel).

I gave my wife a 2-quart enema last night. She loved it.

I always give my girlfriend an enema before we enagage in rough anal sex.

by Big J-Dawg October 19, 2005

enema pucker

The usage of equal amounts of apple cider vinegar and cold water in an enema. This rectumfies the slack as a drunk clown's mouth.

Seeing something so disturbing that your asshole shrinks.

"I'll need an enema pucker after last night with Walter."

"Man, did you see that ugly chick? What an enema pucker."

by RousseauRetired June 3, 2009

tequila enema

Using tequila, or any other booze, to replace water in a routine enema. Putting alchohol into the rectum bypasses all the body's filtering organs such as the liver and kidneys and produces an almost immediate buzz. For the same reason, it is VERY DANGEROUS and can result in alchohol poisoning and perhaps DEATH!
enema tequila drunk buzz

During my frat initiation, my brothers gave me a tequila enema and I slept for about 10 hours.

by happyluke June 14, 2010

emotional enema

The cleansing feeling you get from sharing at a support group

I shared at a co-dependents meeting, it was painful and uncomfortable but I felt an emotional enema to get it all out

by jll282000 November 23, 2011

Jack Daniels enema

when instead of drinking alcohol they poor it up there butt hole to get drunk. getting your buzz in this way gets you drunker faster because it is a direct rout to the liver and the alcohol doesn't get digested and stays purer. it also doesn't show in your breath. Jack Daniels enemas have been known to cause serious anal damage and are not recommended to be attempted

there was this compulsive alcoholic who his doctor told him if he has any more alcohol his liver will shut down. the exact same night the doctor told him this he forced his wife to give him a Jack Daniels enema. he died with in minutes and his wife was arrested for man slaughter

by scipeo August 29, 2013

wasabi enema

a bad idea.

wasabi enemas hurt

by blistered colon April 9, 2010