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EmperorLion

EmperorLion is Russian-American YouTuber most known for making weird gaming, tech, and Discord videos.
Hey Jeff! Did you know that EmperorLion made weird video about asking Discord people to dowloand Discord?
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expedite this letter

one of the best songs in the universe like lil durk need his dick sucked from the back for this song .
you heard expedite this letter?
girl yeah that shut heat omm !
by - k November 29, 2022
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Expedition Hope

A phony awareness raising campaign used to dupe a major pharmaceutical company into financing an unqualified dolt in a comical effort to fail on 7 continents. The endeavor has largely been successful with failures in North America, Europe, Antarctica, and South America. The effort also failed to even climb the correct mountain in Oceania.
The most noteworthy accomplishment of the entire Expedition Hope fiasco was the removal of a shit glacier from Joe's chaffed crack on Aconcagua.
by Dave Montande April 10, 2008
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Trump-empted

The day when Donald J. Trump was Elected President of The United States and began the momentum of take action in order to prevent Democrats from destroying America.
Whew! We avoided disaster! Glad we Trump-empted in the election!
by Ornery Gorrilla November 12, 2016
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empeethreehydrotraumaphobia

I suffer from empeethreehydrotraumaphobia
by rattleyourgodamnhead April 22, 2011
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Emged

Emged is the greatest nigga you'll ever meet in 2k. this guy is just an animal. he'll fuck your bitch, eat your sandwich and beat you in 2k all at the same time
I'm scared to face emged in 2k
by Gavy the sav September 4, 2016
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The Emperor of Canada

The Emperor of Canada is a misogynitic wife-killing, leader relatively unconcerned with the goings on inside of the violent riotous matriarchal lands of what is known of as "Canada".
It is said that he was the son of the last Emperor who built a castle in what is falsely known of as Ottawa or "Otterwa", this last Emperor being COMPLETELY oblivious and unknown to the rest of "Canada". It was said the previous Emperor was suffering from some form of schizophrenic disorder, and and may or may not have committed various violent crimes against women, starting with matricide. Noone has bothered to trace his lineage, and it is unknown who his father or grandparents were, or where he really came from.
The public finally became aware of their Emperor when he declared war on what is falsely known of as the Northwest Territories. At this time he called for all able bodied men to take up arms, to which the women of "Canada" picked up their own arms in outrage over the blatant disregard for their practice of prohibiting men from picking up weapons or moving independently.
The Emporer was, it is said intensly shocked at the ferocious matriarchal force, having had no idea of the nature of the society which he ruled. He had to retreat ironically into the very lands he had declared war on.
He was allowed a small house there and the women of the southerm area of "Canada" were content that he remain out of their lands if indeed they didn't forget about him all together for the next two months, life in "Canada" being a constant struggle to maintain wealth, status, and viability.
The people in what is known of as the Northwest Territories were largely still entirely unaware of the presence of the Emperor, except vague rumors that had it that it was merely a lame rabid dog that escaped from a medical testing facility, that probably was shot, or feeding off of people in the woods.
It was during the Emperors two month excile to what is known of as the Northwest Territories, that he began planning for a more involved government, he took, and murdered two wives during this period, and was chased out of five towns and near fatally wounded. Twice it was thought that the "defective man", as he was soon called, must have just been eaten by a rabid dog in the woods, as he would lie low for several days after being chased from a town.
It was at the end of the two months that he was approached by the Clown Death Squad who claimed to be his most loyal citizens, and promised to help him back into his castle, which was currently being used as a printing press, in between fires, and a medical testing facility trying to find a cure for rabies.
During the Emperor's excile, several rabies infected dogs escaped and disappeared, and it was discovered, and then forgotten, the evidence destroyed in a fire, that many people in "Canada" had an immunity to rabies due to frequent and long term exposure. Some were also symptomless carriers of the disease. To prevent symptoms, it was said you should drink whiskey constantly, then again it was always said to be wise to drink whiskey constantly. It was law to drink whiskey constantly.
The Emperor with the help of the Clown Death Squad took over his castle again, and an uneasy truce ensued between the emperor and the people.
Who is The Emperor of Canada? Canada doesn't have an Emperor!!!!!
by James Dracon March 1, 2008
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