Emoberry

The state of becoming selfish, vain, and egotistical to the point where people whom you care about (ex. friends, family, girlfriends/ boyfriends, lovers, and past girlfriends/ boyfriends) have left you and/or decide that you are being too much of a lamo to even tolerate at which point you being too obsess with people and/or circumstances that are beyond all reasonable possibilities and become a stalker.

An ex boyfriend who follows you at work asking why you are with your current boyfriend instead of him, and sends you an untold amount of messages on the internet asking you to come back to him, and spends the rest of his time sulking and crying to his other friends..... this is Emoberry

by disneydiva7 June 26, 2008

emonerd

An avid nerd who is just a bit keen. Will often send around very stupid jokes, a lot of global messages on IRC and MSN. If you get some age-old jokes in an email that is obviously passed around to all 30 contacts the idiot has, reply with EMONERD

<emonerd> «Âm§g»¤ Omg!? Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. ¤&#8482;

by Toby Lane March 3, 2008

Emonerd

nerd
  /nɜrd/ nurd
–noun Slang.
1. a stupid, irritating, ineffectual, or unattractive person.
2. an intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit: a computer nerd.

Emo
  /E-Mo/ Faggot
–noun Slang.
1. A depressed faggot with no sense of style
2. A pussy who cries about everything going against them. Bang their heads on walls, cut themselves and finally become road kill.

EmoNerd
  /E-mo nɜrd/ Faggy McFag
–noun Slang.
1. A nerd who is also and Emo, believes that they are the greatest of all men kind and just really deserved to be burnt in stake fires. They spend most of their time on the internet convincing how depressing their life is. Usually tries to be an attention whore where ever they go.

Emonerd: OH WHY! WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN WITH ME ONLY! JIYRAIYA DIED! I MUST GO AND CUT MYSELF

Normal Person: ....-_-.....

by Ambaby November 2, 2009

emokerchief

The wonderful thing that they call the emokerchief is a square bit of material that is folded up into triangles and tied around the neck. It is practically a neckerchief of the emo variety. If someone is found wearing one, they are most likely emo or wanabee scene kids with no lives or future ahead of them so put them out of their misery now and shoot or stab them up with your big gangsta knives as this is, of course, "Da Urban Dictionary Innit."

"Look at that emokerchief... Let's stab 'em up yo!"

by ThePhoneMonstaa August 7, 2007

Emover

When an older or folicaly challenged person uses the emo hair style to cover their balding or receding hair line, in the same way an old man has a 'combover'.

'did you see those pics on facebook?'

'you could so see his receding hairline'

'i know, he has an emover'

by jammifly August 7, 2009

Emoverse

A spin off show from Stargate SG1 full of unnecessarily tense personality conflicts, lens flares caused by overly bright background lighting, deus ex machina communication methods and chemsitry-free sex scenes. Gray's Anatomy in space.

"Hey man did you catch last night's episode of Stargay Emoverse?"

"No, I was too busy shitting bats."

by Rumplestiltskin03768 April 5, 2010

Emoternative

A subclass of emo. Usually happier than a normal emo, but still keeps the look. Derived of the words Emo alternative.

(Boy with tight black shirt, dark jeans, and hair covering one eye walks in the room) "Hey guys, what's up!?" (Smiles partially) (Friends say) "Dude, you are so emoternative"

Celebrity example: Pete Wentz of Fall Out boy

by The founder of emoternative August 25, 2008