emery

The coolest kid alive

When i grow up i wanna be just like emery cause he is my hero

by scotty 1 June 4, 2004

Emery

Screamo band that is the epitome of awesome. Mixing lyrics that are both self-exploring as well as faintly spiritual, Emery blasts listeners with an unusually fresh sound. Their songs have a tendency to be intentionally profound, using rhythm breaks and escalating volumes to shout out a certain word or phrase. The main singer's (Toby's) voice is deeper and much more mellow than you'd expect, but he can stretch it to pleasing heights. There's also a screaming element that is basically background to the music and lyrics as a whole, but also captures this element of extremity that they obviously desire to show.

So far, they have two albums: The Weak's End and The Question. Both have their share of intense songs as well as quiet, escalating songs that seem to have a little more meaning to them.

Emery also throws a sweet concert, where the intensity of their music is greatly emphasized. Moshers will love them.

Best songs:

Walls, Ponytale Parades, Fractions, Under Serious Attack, So Cold I Can See My Breath, Studying Politics

Bill: I like to divide
Tod: Well then you'd like Fractions by Emery an awesome band.

by Audio August 30, 2005

Emery

A true dictator among the mortals. Emerys cannot be killed. They will not be killed. Emerys have a natural attraction to Kermits and use Kermit as an inspiration for all of their various torture techniques. Female Emerys are all powerful war crime committing goddesses while males of the species are slightly less powerful and known for their acts of homicide.

emery is a frickin godess so i must pray to her regularly to avoid getting dismantled.

by notatampon December 23, 2020

Emery

A thotty ass girl who thinks they are thic but are flat as a board. They go through at least 5 boys a week and has a ton of fake friends.

Emery: OMG! I'm so thiccccc
anyone else: Is that Emery or a piece of paper

by Nobody.special November 25, 2019

dirty emery

When a guy cums in a girl’s asshole and she farts slowly to make a cum bubble, and the guy pops the bubble with his tongue.

Dude, I just pulled a Dirty Emery with this chick last night, and I still can’t get the taste out of my mouth!

by Hoe Exotic May 2, 2020

Unai Emery

The man that thinks Xhaka needs to start every game, thinks torreira is a 10 and doesn’t know what an attacking player is supposed to do.

Unai Emery needs to be sacked.

by Bob@philjones November 3, 2019

Emergy

The possible emergence of a what-if scenario with an inflated sense of importance used to propagate deception.

"I have alerted Border Patrol and Military that this is a National Emergy. Must change laws!"

by cyberphunkisms October 24, 2018