Tell it to Elton

A response to someone's complaint that they didn't get what they feel they deserved.

Similar to 'Talk to the hand'.

Guy 1: Dude, I total earned that money.
Guy 2: You broke the mower, ripped up the garden. How do you deserve anything?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I was sweating out there!
Guy 2: Tell it to Elton.

by TheCommish36 May 29, 2009

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Elton John

Reginald Kenneth Dwight "Elton John". Is an amazingly talented Piano Player. He is highly respected by millions. Others choose to hate him, because he is a Homosexual. Personally, I don't think that his sexual orientation effects his talent to play the piano. Everyone knows atleast one famous Elton John song; Elton John is a legend.

Some songs by Elton John are, Your Song, Candle in the Wind, Circle of Life, Rocket Man, Tiny Dancer. Just to name a few.

by Mildew June 28, 2006

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elton johner

One who is truthfully gay, but pretends to be straight by having either a girlfriend or wife.

Jamie, a very well known elton johner, (he may be found at the local gay bar)

by Gatalicious September 20, 2007

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Wet Elton

Licking your finger and inserting it into someone's anus

Thanks for the Wet Elton, Craig.

by Tyler Carpenter September 29, 2005

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Elton John

Sir Elton Hercules John (Noun)

Legendary 20th Century recording artist. Known for his talents as a pianist and vocalist, flamboyancy (Large, colorful glasses and right earring), and hits such as "Tiny Dancer", "Levon", and "Your Song". Wrote songs primarily in the 70's and 80's with songwriter and longtime companion Bernie Taupin. Usually acompanied onstage with original guitarist Davy Johnston and drummer Nigel Olsson, and a Yamaha CFIIIS Concert Grand Piano. Often compared to Billy Joel, but far superior.

"Dude why arent you going to the Green Day Concert tonight"
"Because im going to the Elton John Concert"

by Piano Man March 20, 2005

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