Literate n00b

One who can read, and type. But usually just types up alot of crap that a n00b would say... only they spell it out correctly.

Hello! Will you be my girlfriend? I'm a really good kisser! Please? *wink wink*

{After being rejected}

Fine, then! You were ugly anyways! I was just trying to be nice, you <insert rediculously long and pointless insult here>!

by I'm Lily August 20, 2005

Literately

A term used by annoying teenage girls to make up for lack of words

I literately love starbucks

by The Boi Junky October 29, 2018

computer semi-literate

A person half-dedicated to leaving the internet strewn with liter and garbage.

Percy is a computer semi-literate, he only half-heartedly flames, spams and trashes chat sites.

by megnao flimpis August 1, 2003

e-literate

Someone who can only read an e-book but otherwise is completely illiterate.

John: How come Jason can't even read Dr. Seuss books but he read all of War and Peace on his e-book?
Meechelle: Yup, Jason is completely e-literate.

by ElvisJumpsNine November 1, 2010

Cliterate

To be knowledgeable about the female anatomy. Specifically, the reproductive system.

"My 9 year old brother has a girlfriend, he must be so Cliterate"

by the cititorial February 27, 2015

Literate

1) A word that is ficticious to most people. 2) Having knowlage of how to read and write.

If you are literate, you can read this sentence.

by Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Zager November 29, 2003

Ecliterate

An individual who does not know where the clit is

I dumped my boyfriend because he is ecliterate.

by MediumAnge May 19, 2021