Zombie Eyes

When you ejaculate into someone’s face and it gets in their eyes. They then put their hands out in front of them to feel around for a cum shammy, because they can’t see. All while complaining with a Ahhhhh.... sound, like a zombie

I was titty fucking her and it went off in her face. She couldn’t find a towel because of her zombie eyes.

by BC Diggs June 30, 2018

Liquid eyes

When you’re crying

Why have you got liquid eyes?

by YoYesLightTheBifta May 15, 2021

through my eyes, out my ass

The written word variant of 'in one ear, out the other.'
When a message is read but not comprehended because you didn't care or were distracted.

Nick: did you get my text? Or my email?!
Crystal: yeh I did, but they went through my eyes, out my ass.

by mong returns August 18, 2011

Eyesters

They're those gelatinous balls of crud you get in the corner of your eyes when you're tired, similar in consistency and taste to oysters.

Gwyneth broke a fingernail trying to pry the eyesters out of her eyes.

by geodave December 17, 2014

Butthole Eyes

When the skin around one's eye is darker than the the rest of their face, much like an anus and it's surrounding cheeks.

>Did you see how cute Ariana Grande was on the red carpet last night?
>>I didn't notice, I couldn't stop looking at Pete Davidson's butthole eyes.

by Heckineh August 24, 2018

circus eyes

When ya eyes so bad
They circus eyes

Damn son you got circus eyes is you blind

by Drewbygames May 15, 2017

George Bush eyes

when you are high as tits and it looks like your eyes are closed

"yo man, did u just hit the jeffrey?"
"yea bro"
"I can tell, you've got those george bush eyes"

by UmadBRO?? November 3, 2011