egobetical

The order in which a list of names are displayed based solely on who considers themselves the most “important” in a company.

The company bio's were arrange in egobetical order.

by DAB-Texas May 22, 2010

Egotistical Orgasm

The act of screaming your own name in the bedroom upon climaxing.

Tiffany: omg Scott had the biggest egotistical orgasm ever last night.
Brandy:wow what a douche
Tiffany:...yea

by Periphery23 July 12, 2011

egotistical

stuck up.
not modest.
full of themselves.

Bowman is an egotistical girl.

by bejo March 2, 2009

egotesticle

1. When an ego metastasizes and move into a testicle. Usually, the normal testicle recesses to feed the larger growth. Frequently it results in a bicycle race through France, 7 of them.

Dude that guy has only one testicle!
Yeah bit its f-en huge!
His egotesticle helps keep his center of gravity low.

by Uni-baller April 28, 2010

Egotistical

Person who is poor but acts like he/she is royalty! Treats hospitality workers and restaurant serves like shit; making outrageous demands and embarrassing their dining partners. Serious delusions of grandeur, cheapskates and a know it all. "DO YOU WHO I AM?" Yeah, we know who you are; you are a bitch ass coward who acts like you are better than everyone, because you are a loser and a coward in real life! They can't keep a mate and blame the world for all of your failures. If they have a mate the treat them like doormats and may end up being murdered for the life insurance money..

Steve was so egotistical that he felt that he was entitled to have everything handed to him. Shut the fuck up! You ain't that special!

by Milesahead16 September 24, 2016

Egotistical

Someone who think very highly of themselves and worries about their ego all the time.

I hate the once friend Jen.Now that she has older friends she's always so egotistical.

by Lauren May 13, 2005

egoistical

The word that actually means exactly the same thing as 'egotistical...'

egoistical

1. Caring about oneself rather than others.
2. Tending to talk excessively about oneself.
3. Believing oneself to be better and more important than others.
4. Egotistical

by KrikenKing March 11, 2010