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election result

The conclusion to the democratic process employed by various locals said to represent the will of the people. It is often achieved through a process known as counting, whereby a perceived majority claims victory over the perceived minority (please note that actual numbers are seldom referenced until they have been placed into the appropriate provisional ballot box where they are deemed as false votes and duly discarded until the desired result has been achieved).
Ted: Hey, did you hear that Obama won the election in New Mexico?

Ralph: Really? What was the election result?

Ted: All of the delegates went to Hillary.
by Kate Sjostrand February 14, 2008
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Election Twitter

a wing of twitter full of autistic gay children or autistic homophobic children who analyze elections and either cope or make a massive wishcast depending on what party they like.

The only people on Election Twitter with any sense of ability to actually analyze elections are Tencor and J. Miles Coleman

Conservative ET is lead by red eagle politics, and loser incel who will never feel the touch of a woman in his lfie

Liberal ET is lead by Umichvoter, another loser who has to get validation in his life from 14 year olds on twitter by faking acceptance letters into med school, and Vanilla Opinion, another incel who leads an army of picrew PFPs to attack anyone who disagrees with him
please DO NOT join Election Twitter
by Brih989384 July 3, 2022
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Election

Something that's rigged worse than a carnival dart game.
That dick didn't even win the popular vote, but won the election.
by Ed Diroll January 27, 2007
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Evictionism

Evictionists state that the act of abortion must be conceptually separated into the acts of:

1.the eviction of the fetus from the womb, and
2.the dying of the baby.
Building on the libertarian stance against trespass and murder, they support a right to the first act (eviction), but

not the second act (murder).

They believe the woman always has a right to evict if done in the gentlest manner possible as long as the woman has publicly announced her abandonment of the right to custody of the fetus.

The evictionist view is that the mother may not directly kill the unwanted child (e.g., initiate a medical abortion), but she may

indirectly do so by evicting it from her premises during a time in which it is non-viable outside the womb.
Evictionist founder, Walter Block modifies Judith Jarvis Thomson’s famous violinist thought experiment and uses it to support his claim.

It’s essentially this: If you woke up one morning, connected by medical tubes to the body of an unconscious violinist, surely you shouldn’t be legally obligated to remain attached because that would constitute slavery. You are free to disconnect

yourself, even though the violinist may soon die after they are disconnected from your life support.

The violinist, though unconscious, is in effect trespassing the property of your body, and therefore you have the right to evict.

However, It’s impermissible for you to end this involuntary connection by slitting the violinist’s throat; that would be

unnecessary, and thus murder.

Evictionists also believe that advances in technology will continue to improve the medical ability to preserve a living fetus after removal from its mother. This future technology is hoped to save the lives of evicted fetuses at increasingly younger ages whereas

aborted fetuses would continue to die at any age.

During the past several decades, neonatal care has improved with advances in medical science, and therefore the limit of viability has moved earlier. The lower limit of viability is approximately five months gestational age, and usually later.

Evictionism protects babies from abortion while preserving women's rights to their bodies.
by Oblivious Maximus March 22, 2021
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eFlirting

When someone is great at online communication (such as sending flirtatious emails and text messages) but never actually gets the courage to hang out with you in person. A way to pretend you are in a relationship with someone without actually seeing them.
That guy I met at the gym was great at eFlirting but, though we spent a few months emailing and I dropped all kinds of hints, he never actually worked up the nerve to ask me out. What a waste of time!
by Copychick7 August 19, 2008
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electiontime blues

The feeling one gets when they find out their candidate has either dropped out of the race, their indiscretions have surfaced, and/or you finally realize your candidate is a frigging idiot.
When used:

PERSON A:
"Yo Jimson, why so low."

PERSON B:
"Man, I've got the electiontime blues."

PERSON A:
"How so?"

PERSON B:
"I just found out my candiate thinks SOPA is the
French pronunciation of soap . What a frigging
idiot."

PERSON A:
"I'm with ya."
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elicionate

To reelicionate once
"Thank you for the opportunity to elicionate with you."
by bee movie enthusiast May 4, 2021
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