eejit

A human with a computer chip implanted into his or her brain. Eejits are similar to mindless zombies and only obey voice command orders. If an eejit were told to stay it would stay at the same spot until it was told otherwise even if it were in a lifethreatening condition.

The workers on opium poppy fields in South America are usually eejits.

by ryktan July 25, 2007

Eejit

An Irish / Scottish term for "idiot"

The fucking eejit stole me money from the bucket.

by GD FuhReDun May 6, 2017

Buck eejit

Very stupid person. Irish slang. Synonym: Fucking idiot

Malachy is a buck eejit, he drove the dumper truck into the wall.

by anabananaofficial June 14, 2018

eejit

Scottish word, commonly used in Scotland, meaning idiot.

John you stupid frigging eejit!

by Wrathcaster January 28, 2018

eejit

an irish expression, not scotish as scots may claim; they just mean idiot when thay say it fast. but in ireland it means simply that you are indeed an eejit, same as craic it cannot be translated. catpish?<----------irish italian for "you understand"

see that fella, sure fair enough hes a buck eejit

by da origanal playa June 11, 2006

eejit

adjective
irish roots
an idiot, a moron, a thicko, a weirdo, a freak, a raving mad lunatic and all in all a stupid eejit

*person walks into lampost*
"what an eejit"

by **livingalie** April 16, 2006

eejit

SCOTTISH gaelic term for idiot,

Och Phil, yer an eejit so u r

by rebecxxxxxxxxx August 13, 2006