Edoardo

Edoardo is the type of guy to have a massive italian stallion cock, which instantly pleasures all ladies on sight. He is the definition of a pussy magnet and is loved by everyone that meets him. He is an incredible person who is also super friendly and well liked. Edoardo Paolucci is the hottest italian guy you will ever meet and the nicest and funniest person ever.

"omg look at Edoardo his cock is so huge"
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"Edoardo is soooo funny i just wanna suck his cock so bad"

by bigcocknerd February 14, 2022

COVID Education

A COVID education is an education many students received during the COVID-19 pandemic. The COVID education is an incomplete and faulty education due to cheating and not being focused during classes. People who have received a COVID education are slower to comprehend subjects that they should have learned when they were in school.

Person 1: Man, that guy is dumb as hell!

Person 2: Go easy on him man, he has a COVID education.
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The teacher was confused about why her students could not comprehend the problem that they should have learned last year, little did she know, her class has a COVID education.

by bigdubs4eva December 1, 2020

education bubble

A state of affairs where a recent college graduate comes to the realization that the job that he expected would pay for the school loans for his overpriced education does not, and possibly will not, exist. The academic equivalent of the guy who took a 400K mortgage for a one bedroom condo where you can see the water if you stick your head far enough out the bathroom window.

It's ramen noodles again tonight, honey. Sorry, education bubble.

by PBSPinchback August 10, 2010

abstinence only education

One of the few kinds of education that actually supports withholding knowledge. Abstinence only education is a form of Sex Ed where people are only informed about the single fact that abstinence is the only completely effective form of birth control.

Abstinence only education is like taking driver's ed and having them tell you not to drive.

by Patrick Tescher June 11, 2006

education

What I have a serious lack of.

Don't let your schooling get in the way of your education.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

emocan dance

A dance that the emo subculture tells us that it doesn't exsist, but in the depths of the society there is a dance that consists of one bleeding around a hat while listening to any type of screamo-emo music. the hat can be substituted for a puddle of blood, or in rare cases dead babies.

girl: "are you going to the dance?"
emokid: "only if they are playing Hawthorne Heights, the only dance that i know is the emocan dance...forget i said that because it doesn't exist."

by Michael J. Caboose June 11, 2006

Saullian education

N. A type of teaching style, usually instituted in high schools, rarely in colleges. The Saullian educator tends to try to become "friends" with the students, only to renege on this whenever something actually important emerges, such as any minor late assignment. The Saullian educator also rarely knows what he or she is talking about and uses neo-liberal bullshit that sounds profound when it is really just a plethora of nihilistic jibber-jabber. Only few are fooled by this facade. Classes usually stress "Socratic dialog" which is decried by the teacher as "off-topic" right before any sort of meaning can actually be discovered. Student's opinions are usually rebuffed as immature, except when the teacher actually uses student work as a teaching aid, because he or she didn't give a fuck to actually learn the material. Saullian teachers also enjoy screwing students over, especially at critical times when it would be the least helpful.

A naive shit like you would probably think that, but in reality, he's a fan of Saullian education.

by AKorZ May 1, 2011