Edina

A city that is always stereotyped. Where the kids are seen as 'snotty', even though 2% of the high school's make-up fall under such a category. A high school that was in Sports Illustrated’s top athletic schools in the nation, is academically considered top in Minnesota, and where 96% of the graduating class attends a 4 year college because of their knowledge, not money. Where kids can laugh about the stereotypes because of the city's reputation, but not about their personal experience. A city, contrary to popular belief, voted liberal in the 2004 presidential election. A place that challenges condemners to visit, and then make an educated judgment.

Wayzata Jock #1: God! Edina is just a bunch of preppy white rich kids!
Wayzata Jock #2: Yeah! AND they beat us in football!
(True story. I'll tell you some time.)

by EHS Student May 23, 2006

Edina

A town. That's all it can be described as. It's thought of as the wealthier part of Minnesota, but it doesn't really affect the people. The 'Cake-Eater' stereotype people support doesn't have too much to back on, even if there is more money going around in the town.

I live in Edina. You may have heard of it, but it's not too important, so just settle the fuck down.

by Sir Bames Jond of the CCCR March 7, 2011

Edona

Infamous rapist.
Most often located in dark alleyways at night.

Yesterday when I was coming home from that party last night, Edona fucking flew out of nowhere and raped the shit out of me!

Damn!

by Tahlulah pocket February 26, 2009

Edina

Where the rich beautiful people in Minneapolis live. And the real gan$ta$ (with the dollar signs).

Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Edina
Person 1: Damn, can I have $50?
Person 2: No.

by Kmoney9999 April 14, 2006

edina

a place where upper class white people hide from the real world to feel safe in the fact that they all pretty much look and talk and act alike

I work in Edina and I could easily put my foot up anyone's rear that gave me trouble, when i get back to Minneapolis i find my knife and all will be right with the world

by sizzlehead September 1, 2004

Edina

Rich suburb of the Twin Cities and the most-taxed district in Minnesota. Though Edina is much maligned for being stuck-up rich white kids (and rightly so), Plymouth actually has a higher median income. ($66,000 a year in Edina against $77,000 in Plymouth.)

There's a very good reason why everyone in the metro area hates Edina.

by Student-Athlete October 25, 2004

Edinalva

A mostly silly person with a penchant for finding out really personal things. They enjoy finding information and lurking in the shadows. They are artistic and can be very kind. However, they are protective of the people that they care about. They like to gossip at times, but know when to be serious.

They are really fun when they are drunk. Sometimes, however, they tend to make drunken phone calls if they become too drunk. Usually, they aren't as social as their friends or family. They like to be by themselves at times, but they enjoy being with the people they love.

They are open minded and generally can be very progressive. They are are intelligent but sometimes choose to not show it. They are multilingual, although they tend to dismiss their skills in English. They work hard, but are huge procrastinators.

They are unique and generally sassy. They hide their kindness and affection behind sharp words meant to tease those they speak with. They enjoy being mean but know when to stop the playfulness and be serious. They are big supports to their friends.

"Did you ask, Edinalva about the assignment for class?"
"No. You know Edinalva doesn't do them until the day they're due."
"You must be pulling an Edinalva."

by Skailyr December 10, 2018