These Edibles ain't shiii

When your impatient ass doesn't know that edibles take 3x as long to kick in compared to smoking, so you take more and get hit harder than that unstoppable train from GTA 5.

Man, These Edibles ain't shiii

by Wtf is a handle? April 13, 2023

edible butt remix

The sweet sweet nectars secreted in the anal cavity, and then combined for culinary delight.

Emeril: Now the Edible Butt Remix Au Natural is tantalizing by itself, but today, we are going to kick things up a notch with an Edible Butt Remix...AU FELTCH!
(Audience goes wild)
Emeril: Now, to obtain that delectable pungence distinctive of a gourmet butt remix, make sure your feltch stays marinated in the anal cavity for at least 3 hours. Thanks to the magic of television, I have pre-feltched juices ready to be added to our Butt Remix. And...BAM!
(Audience goes wild)

by lil'nasty nast Eve October 18, 2006

Edible Baby Aliens

A girl called rebecca’s boyfriend, joe, got impregnated by an alien and had triplets. rebecca then ate the alien mother to get revenge. the baby aliens were also eaten and tasted like deodorant wearing, goopy chickens with a hint of lemon and lime flavoured water.

“omg what have you been eating? your breath smells like edible baby aliens”

by _heatopia420blazeitdawg July 16, 2019

These Edibles Ain’t Shit

These Edibles Ain’t Shit is a slang term used to describe somebody ‘greening out’ on the Mary Jane, Edibles can be in many shapes and sizes. Usually These Edibles ain’t shit happens when you’re impatient and eat more edibles than you should’ve. This causes you to proclaim out to your friends. “Damn, These edibles ain’t shit”

You will then become a shadow of yourself and discover new worlds

You then skip to you 4 bags of Cheetos deep while watching Dr Phil

Austin: Bro I got some edibles, do you want some?
You: yeah sure

*30 minutes later*

You: I’ll eat some more

*1 hour later*

You: Still feeling nothing Austin, These Edibles Ain’t shit

*Transcends across space and time*

by rubenski6 July 01, 2023

Yo these edibles ain't shit

Famous last words before someone tweaks the fuck out from eating a form of edible.

Guy 1: "Yo these edibles ain't shit-"

Guy 2: "Uh hah-hah. I know mannnnn I'm tweakin!"

by snerfl February 01, 2021

Non-Edible Scented Hot Pocket

A sex move where a man drips candle wax into the woman’s vagina and has sex with her.

Me- Dude, last night I did the Non-Edible Scented Hot Pocket, and she started bleeding

by voeqa February 23, 2021

Edible Tampon

When you are low on blood, you just eat an edible used tampon.

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by Pumpk1nlover February 19, 2021