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Round Earther

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People with very average intelligence whose hobby is mocking flat earthers in order to feel some sort of intellectual superiority. Round earthers base their judgement not on experimental observation, but simply on the fact that they were taught "the Earth is round" growing up, not knowing that most so called "flat earthers" mock them in secrecy for their inability to formulate abstract philosophical questions in order to challenge the current institution of established knowledge that is critical to our advancement as a free-thinking species.
Look at that Round Earther over there! He convinced himself that there are more dumb people in this world than there really are.
by Molun1999 May 11, 2020
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flat earther furries

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A person that gains sexual pleasure from other people in animal suits and believe that the earth is flat.
I love how these furries believe they are yiffing fucking on an that's shaped like a disk. These strange creatures are refered to as flat earther furries
by emintz01 October 24, 2017
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Flat Earther

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Someone who doesn't believe something if they see it right in front of them.
We sent a flat Earther into orbit, and he said he thinks the windows distorted the Earth to make it look round, so he wouldn't be able to trust his own vision.
by Dozenal>Decimal July 21, 2022
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Flat Earther

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Guy 1: I’m a flat earther
Guy 2: bro you dumb as fuck
by dabigmothafucka July 14, 2023
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Flat earther

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Somehow, with all of the evidence provided by scientists, these dumbasses still think that the Earth is a mere circle. Just like YouTube haters and people who do The Floss dance, they are people who are a disgrace to the human race.
(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ I flip teh table because of these dum flat earthers
by A_single_bean May 31, 2019
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Round Earther

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A perrson so dumb, they think the Earth is shaped like a ball (instead of a Frisbee, as it really is)!
Hey, Round Earther, why don't Australians fall off the planet? Retard!
by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017
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Flat Earther

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Anyone so dumb that they believe the entire planet is flat, space and gravity are fake created by the government, and that any argument made against them to prove they are wrong is "Just what school TELLS you." Being a flat earther is a whole new level of stupid, it is impossible with anyone to make a valid argument against them without them saying "Well gravity doesn't make sense to me so it's fake." Flat earthers are also usually liberal femenists who happen to be gay or transgender (or some other gender, such as elephant) because that's a thing now.
Person 1:"Oh look, a flat earther convention!"
Person 2:"I bet the combined IQ of everyone in there is less than 50"
by CatEarthFTW June 1, 2018
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